IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT GENDER YOU ARE WHEN I HIT YOU WITH THIS DOUGHNUT SO WATCH OUT
@rcrp-montreal
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Goodness, I want to get one of them pregnant!
@rcrp-novascotia
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*looks up to the heavens, making a noise between a dying goose and a really mad cat*
@rcrp-montreal
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Our lungs are bred of iron steel, immune to all types of poison gas that reside in our air space.
@rcrp-ontario
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LISTEN I KNOW YOU WERE BORED BACK THEN BUT NO LOBSTER ORGY
@rcrp-novascotia
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Novamun: Why does the Pringles man have nipples?
Newbmun: to feed his pringle children
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Do what? Name the nipple?
Basmun starring in ‘How Jim was born’
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For the love of all that’s good and right, don’t do it
Novamun’s equivalent to Hoe, don’t do it
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Haha
I don’t get sucked into your sin pool
@munitoba
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"It's called feudalism, Deborah."
@rcrp-quebec
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"Windsor loves illegally selling alcohol. Toronto is both rebellious and highly flammable. Hamilton eats crayons. Ottawa doesn’t know how to do anything else besides work and blow stuff up. Suddy is head over heels for anything and everything French and/or rocks. They're very unique."
@rcrp-ontario
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"MMMMM CRAYONSH"
@rcrp-hamilton
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"There can’t be two daddies in Alberta, anon."
@rcrp-edmonton
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"Rabies is not kinky. If you have a rabies kink I would go see a physiologist for help."
@rcrp-montreal
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"Mattie lived in a quaint house on the hillside. It was a dildo, large and pink."
@novamun
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"He’s a bread? He’s a man? The Bread Bread Man, a solution for all your Man vs Bread problems."
@rcrp-newbrunswick
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"Ah loue tae shag wi’ loads o’ boats."
@rcrp-quebec imitating @rcrp-novascotia
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