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modern AU where rey, javi, and richard all work in a normal office a la The Office and they all hate each other. rey put all of javi's office supplies in jello once to see what he'd do and javi got so nervous he threw up and called out sick for three days. rey and richard alternate between stealing each other's lunches and trying to poison each other via stolen food. javi and richard are still gay or whatever

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faker emblem dlc but it's joan and lorena's failing relationship thirty years before the events of the game... their five minute support chain is not enough to sate me... i need it all in excruciating detail i NEED the scene where lorena comes back half-dead and incoherent and joan tends to her wounds

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listen i know hubert doesn't like crawfish. but hubert, myco, and henry all in the same polycule is a nightmare waiting to happen. i want to put them in the torment nexus and make them all suffer.

i'm starting to think no one here knows what a polycule is

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i think rey should have been allowed to be the final boss. "but you fight her earlier in act 5" okay you fight the black knight like fifteen times in fe9/10. let her come back from the dead. free her.

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while we're submitting crack ships, i think ephraim and lyall should trade boyfriends. ephraim and valerius would have all the homoerotic rivalry of ephinnes and all the angst of ephlyon. lyall and lyon would just be cute wholesome fluff. i need them to interact in FEH.

also because lyon deserved to have been saved by his boyfriend and valerius should've been killed <3

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can we add hubert fe3h to the crawfish polycule next?

i don’t think he even likes crawfish??

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crawfish anon add henry fe13 to the polycule and my life is yours

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crawfish anon here 🦞 for every confused ask you get i add another one to the polycule 🥰 im thinking gil next 💚 he likes bugs. crawfish is bugs 🦗

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i started shipping myco faker emblem and henry fe13 as a joke but it's drawn me in... i'm 20k words of fic deep... the reason myco isn't in Heroes yet is because he and henry would kiss onscreen and they couldn't do anything about it and yes i believe this with my whole heart

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uh. I'm an rgb shipper so i don't have any stake in whatevers happening on this blog rn but does that anon really think BRACE who LITERALLY HUNTS FOR FOOD would think myco's a freak for that? grow up

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crawfish anon here 🦐 my eyes have been opened to the beautiful world of brace/myco/samarsa. I think they could match each other's freak. I think they would be a powerful and chaotic force for good. most importantly I think they would run a fucking fantastic crawfish boil

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i always thought lyall's scarf was such a weird design choice especially considering how much it's emphasized that their hometown is in Warm Land but after seeing their sean supports i realized it's there to divert attention from their burn scar... they just want to be judged by something other than their scars even if that something is a scarf in the middle of summer...........

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@ second crawfish anon

okay maybe TECHNICALLY myco likes crawfish but like excuse the sambrace shippers here for excluding the bitch who canonically likes those little pinchy fucks because he enjoys the FEELING of slurping their brains out of their cranial cavities. samarsa and brace are having a beautiful candle-lit crawfish dinner while myco is confined to the time out corner for being too much of a freak about his seafood dinner. goddamn

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crawfish anon is WRONG myco likes crawfish (mentioned in his supports with javi)

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i think brace/samarsa is cute 🫣

i started shipping them because they're the only two characters that like crawfish 🦞

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shoutout to the samarsa cosplayer i met at a con who handed me a swedish fish and ran away

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why is everyone calling them seanbin isn't their ship name robean?

anyways i love them, robean hate anon lock your doors tonight

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