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i trick or treat’d a salmonid and it bit me

do i have a disease now or am i fine

I'm not a fucking doctor, go to the hospital with that question

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*whine*

Hugggg! 😔😤

Who tf let this child into my ask box

Get out of here, nobody is giving you a hug

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boss the salmons are in costumes, can i steal them?

I mean... I wouldn't...

Those costumes are probably slimy and gross and cleaning them isn't worth the hassle

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i threw up please clean

Clean it up when you are better, I'm not your babysitter

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Happy halloween bitch

I don't have candy for you go away

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hey boss what should i do with all the trick or treaters i can't find any candy

If they have a cool costume just shoo them off but if they have any brainrot costume make use of the Trapdoor

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Happy Halloween you useless fuckers

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"Hey, Mr. Grizz.. someone from.. as Eden and Koda call it.. the "OSHA" is at the door ("again", as quoted)... when I told Eden and Koda.. Koda panicked.. and Eden said she was gonna get those.. "banned specials"..

Should I be scared?"

Boo Berry

Ok so clearly you weren't filled in on the trap door

All you gotta do is lead them into the building and make them sit in the trap door chair and pull the lever

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ayo boss, one of my coworkers hijacked one of the scrapper cars and is running over smallfrys with it…

can you send a bigger chopper so we can take it back to HQ? this could be a valuable resource

I don't just have "bigger choppers"

If you find your way back you better clean the scrapper car, I don't want salmonid gunk getting everywhere

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Hey, when do we start getting more scales for our buck? I’ve been busting my tail off out here just trying to save up for a uniform without holes in it. You’d think those big guys would be a little more considerate when they die…

If you like scales so much why don't you marry them?

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alright thanks

... what??????

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You try using a inkbrush against horro, IT DONT FUCKING WORK

Riiiggghhttt, I forgot you guys are incredibly short, see if you were regular sized, you'd be able to hit the thing

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HELP I JUST GOT PUSHED OUT OF THE HELICOPTER WTF AOWMQIHWD?????

Welp, I hope you are good at navigation because you're finding your own way home

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Inkstrike user here.

Thanks for reminding me of the wasteland boss!

lots of open space, fresh air, and this weird ancient silo I now live in!

Theres even an ancient human inkstrike here!

N-U-K-E

huh, wonder what that means...

Should I launch it?

...

I was going to scold you about not knowing history but I guess you filthy inkfish wouldn't know anything about that

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Boss help somebody scared me in the lobby and got me stuck In my Kraken form! I can't get out the door or fit in the helicopter

Sounds like an iss-YOU

Also maybe see a doctor about this when you get back to normal

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Mr Grizz the salmoids have challenged me and my teammates to a tableturf battle, what should we do??????

Kick their asses

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sir can I have 1 hour off? I’ll work every day just 1 hour off please

Sure, and why don't you take one hour off every day? In fact why don't you just not work at all because YOU ARE FIRED