real-sephora

[real-sephora]

[real-sephora]

i am not the bigger person. die immediately

[real-sephora]

Car oil

yeah

[real-sephora]

You sell d

I sell makeup. What do you mean by d?

[real-sephora]

Your name is Switzerland?

No. You can read, can’t you?

[real-sephora]

Olive garden

not my name

[real-sephora]

i know right im fucking hilarious.

i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.

[real-sephora]

🌹😻😨😭🥺⚔️🌽😡

roses, double wielded swords, and shuck of corn. girl dinner of i’ve ever seen one

[real-sephora]

Make-up

makeup

[real-sephora]

oh my goduhhhhhh literally hushhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. also my baddddd

i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.

[real-sephora]

when did i write this

Wassup everypony!! Welcome back to my youtube channel!!! Today we'll be pranking the local Sephora store by replacing every employee with a blåhaj!!! Crazy plot twist at the end, so make sure to keep watching!! Don't forget to leave a like and subscribe!!!

-@totally-ikea

Oh my god. I love blåhaj. However, just one very important question: are the blåhajs sentient? Is the store still running? Also another important questions, can I keep them???

[real-sephora]

the massive she/her in your title keeps making me think she/herphora i hate this

her/she-phora

you’re welcome 🤍 doing my part to make the insane even insaner

[real-sephora]

💄

i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.

[real-sephora]

Happy birthday bitch!

[real-sephora]

This reminds me of the time Safari tried to send a link in the discord server but instead sent one of the (vulgar) copypastas he was spamming in recent ban speedruns. Funny as fuck

[real-sephora]

is your birthday june 18th?

-@totally-ikea

uh now that this blog is connected to main i can actually say it’s june 7th lol

[real-sephora]

Happy birthday, Sad™!

a heem heem………………………………sshasagjkrhf………… ouhg……..