real-team-aqua

[real-team-aqua]

Aye.

Happy Father's Day to Peeko.

[real-team-aqua]

Ashbourne's right.

It's 5'7.

You know, it's quite fun and fulfilling to play the parts of both antagonist and love interest.

[real-team-aqua]

No, he's not.

Could you imagine if I wound up with a Wikipedia article after all this? Hell, my sister already has one.

[real-team-aqua]

I don’t have ya blocked. Not like he’s tall enough t’ steal my phone an’ block you for me. Is it that he’s bein’ petty.

@official-team-magma Hah, your icon's partially obscured.

[real-team-aqua]

Incredibly bold o’ ya t’ think he’d let me help. Such admirable faith in the stubbornness o’ my husband.

@official-team-magma Hah, your icon's partially obscured.

[real-team-aqua]

Vesuvius knocked him over the other day an’ he spent ‘bout 20 minutes on the floor lookin’ for ‘em. Not for the first time either.

@official-team-magma Hah, your icon's partially obscured.

[real-team-aqua]

I mean, two o' our members are ghosts.

Do you ever think about ghosts?

[real-team-aqua]

I know it's late, but happy trans day of visibility.

[real-team-aqua]

Laughin’ my ass off. You’re right, Shelly, that is ridiculous. And no, we didn’t. Also, that wouldn’t even work, wouldn’t you need an ice type t’ even come close t’ solidifyin’ all that magma?

Is it true you tried to helicopter lift a wailord over Mt. Chimney to solidify the magma in it?

Gods, can you imagine if we had the funding to buy a helicopter? That'd be nice.

Anyway, no, and frankly that sounds like a ridiculous proposition--you might be looking for @real-team-aqua.

[real-team-aqua]

gonna doxx a palossand

[real-team-aqua]

It's been awhile since I've had proper work to spend my time on.

Not to say that the team hasn't been busy, but there have been strange weather patterns I've decided to spend my time researching.

[real-team-aqua]

It's been awhile since I've had proper work to spend my time on.

Not to say that the team hasn't been busy, but there have been strange weather patterns I've decided to spend my time researching.

[real-team-aqua]

Hm. Mighty strong rain today.

[real-team-aqua]

Well, I’m not about t’ look a gift rapidash in the mouth. A toast t’ Steven Stone!

who let all the evil team leaders on here? aren't like 90% of you in jail?

[real-team-aqua]

Kal. Lass. Why would you do this to us.

damn persian kicked me off the bed im in tears

[real-team-aqua]

‘But they’re [insert usually respectable position of authority] they wouldn’t do that!’ the leader of one of the most prolific rings of organized crime was both the mayor and gym leader of Viridian city what makes you think Mr disgustingly wealthy ‘philanthropist’ no. 583848383 wouldn’t be doing shit behind the scenes too

[real-team-aqua]

// OOC: please reblog this if you're okay with Cane being a jackass on your posts! insulting your character's pokemon, being rude, etc!