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I DONT TRUST HIM EITHER

marco

I STOPPED BEING FRIENDS WITH THAT GUY AFTER HE LET MY FREEZER RUN AWAY

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EVERYONE THINKS ITS JUST FRIDGES THAT RUN BUT YOU GOTTA KEEP YOUR FREEZERS NAILED DOWN TOO.

marco

I STOPPED BEING FRIENDS WITH THAT GUY AFTER HE LET MY FREEZER RUN AWAY

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marco

I STOPPED BEING FRIENDS WITH THAT GUY AFTER HE LET MY FREEZER RUN AWAY

[realbillcipher]

nothing happened on may 9th are you sure you're all powerful or are you bluffing (my pr team is advising me not to send this ask)

SORRY I GOT THE YEAR WRONG IM TYPING THESE POSTS WITH A DECAYING ANIMAL CORPSE. MAY 9TH 2024

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do you remember?

33 DAYS

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Bill cipher why do you have a tumblr ask blog

1. COMEDY. YOU PEOPLE LOVE DRAWING SIXER CRYING AND IT MAKES MY DAY.

2. I AM GIVING YOU KNOWLEDGE! FOR INSTANCE: DID YOU KNOW YOUR BLOOD LOVES COOKIE DOUGH? NEXT TIME YOURE BAKING TRY GIVING IT A LITTLE SNACK!

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So when are you coming back?

BY WHAT DEFINITION DO YOU MEAN "COMING BACK"? IF YOURE TALKING TO ME NOW YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER.

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VERY [IMPORTANT] QUICK QUESTION!!!

WHAT DOES THIS SIGNIFY TO YOU.

FRAGILITY OF MORTAL LIFE

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hows it feel to have the same typing quirk as karkat homestuck

WHAT IS THAT. WHO IS THAT. DIE

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You have big sphynx cat energy, and I mean this in the most flattering way possible.

IM NOT A FURRY

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was the deer teeth thing with gideon a reference to something or just another one of your unhinged actions against earth

JUST FOR FUN. EVEN IF IT WAS A REFERENCE I'M NOT TELLING YOU. FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF

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YOU GOT BEEF WITH BRITISH PEOPLE? YOUR WALLS ARE GONNA BE WILD TONIGHT BUDDY!

YOU MEAN NOTHING TO ME.

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What is your favourite food that IS NOT any of these:

Ear Neck Heart Hand Arm Eyes Shoulder Face Hair Skin Stomach Chest Lung Liver Mouth Tongue Foot Finger Brain Bones Kidney Pancreas Nose or Leg

I DONT EAT

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very important question do you watch jerma

I LIKED IT WHEN HE ATE THE BIRD ALIVE

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HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR TEETH? SEVERED OR ATTACHED TO THE SKULL?

FINALLY SOMEONE ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS. SEVERED. ESPECIALLY IF THE CREATURE IS STILL ALIVE

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can i see your passport?

WRONG SHOW PAL

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NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE BRITISH

favourite country and why

NONE OF THEM. BUT ESPECIALLY NOT THE ONE YOU'RE FROM