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sometimes i want a boyfriend, sometimes i want a girlfriend. mostly i just want a friend. and $200,000,000.

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Guys if you’re giving your Pokemon sexual names like CumSlut and Dickface and shit I really fucking hope you’re not gonna put them in gyms because today I talked to three little boys about ten, the same age as my baby brother, and they were so cute and excited about challenging a gym.

And it makes me so happy to see my generation out and about and having fun with Pokemon

But if you ruin it for little kids who are getting outside and having a blast and are so pumped to try and beat a gym

Then you’re trash and my witch ass is gonna curse the shit out of you

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game of hairstyles - season 1

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Camp mornings like these are my favorite. Trying to figure out what these tiny, cute yellow birds with a beautiful songs are, while the spring run-off in The river of no return roars in the background. And of course, coffee. Then, maybe I will fish.

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Incalescent // Cʜʀɪs Wɪᴇᴡɪᴏʀᴀ

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im a cheater

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my entire concept of how stocks work is the same thing as the tim & eric skit where they just sold prices

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

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I poured everything I had into you, and you were still empty.

mrssandycheeks  (via wnq-writers)

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*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*