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Some days I'm like who the fuck am I? I've had the luxury of seeing Fall Out Boy 3x, Vision Video 3x, and Eddie Izzard perform a one woman Shakespeare show. Like I have whole ass moments of existential crisis in being my ancestors wildest dreams. Other days I feel unworthy of the luxury of being in a bar ordering a glass of water. Yet others I tell myself I deserve a treat.

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Some days I'm like who the fuck am I? I've had the luxury of seeing Fall Out Boy 3x, Vision Video 3x, and Eddie Izzard perform a one woman Shakespeare show. Like I have whole ass moments of existential crisis in being my ancestors wildest dreams. Other days I feel unworthy of the luxury of being in a bar ordering a glass of water. Yet others I tell myself I deserve a treat.

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Legalization also made weed smell sweeter. Like it's no longer that incense like musty scent you would catch a wif of down random alleyways, stoners cars, & house parties. Now it reminds me of cotton candy vapes. Once in awhile I will catch the smell of a kush or skunk weed & I suddenly become nostalgic like I'm smelling a discontinued perfume.

For decades stoners were renowned for their aesthetics. For their blacklight posters and lava lamps, for their airbrushed dragon murals and electrical shock orb thingies from Spencer Gifts. Then they legalized weed and every weed store became the flattest, emptiest minimalist void imaginable. They're putting a weed store in a former Rainforest Cafe and they're tearing out all of the rainforest decor to make it just a big empty space with walls painted the blandest green they can find. They tore down paradise and put up a place where a business major tries to tell you CDB oil can cure cancer

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Via The Hard Times

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I've lucked out pretty hard in my life a couple times.

1. Seeing Fall Out Boy's Pavlove & G.I.N.A.S.F.S. live performance debuts in Camden & Chicago respectively.

2. Suriving a car crash at a high speed that shattered a light poll and only walking away with stitches in my scalp.

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"I felt you at the beginning but needed you at the end"

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the holy grail

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fall out speen!! all of them boys!

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i am going to cook and eat the 8 ball

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My cousin's husband describes us a bunch of squirrel chasers with most of the family having levels of ADHD & autism. Little does he know I too am most likely on the ADHD spectrum except in my case my functioning is 3 Racoons in a trench coat of many pockets that varying degrees of success at objectives. Only the ADHD squirrel catchers usually spot the Raccoons.

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Anytime I've worn a Catcade shirt or someone brings up that the Chris mentioned by Fall Out Boy owns a cat cafe my gut instinct is to say, "They are totally awesome! You should go! But make a reservation, please."

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Bill & Frank  +  Ellie & Riley  +  parallels  ( 1.03 / 1.07 )

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THE LAST OF US + the collective emotional trauma it causes <3

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kathleen saying she doesn’t give a fuck about a kid dying and then getting killed by an infected child. oh i know that’s right. deserved AND poetic, goodbye.

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iwtv + text posts part 18

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iwtv + text posts part 10