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picture-perfect

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some fun inspos from pinterest

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Leon: I'm not sure if Aggravaine's influence brings out the best in Arthur

Merlin: I could arrange a tragic accident where he gets eaten by a dragon

Leon: haha yeah right

Merlin looking grim: I mean it, you only need to get him to the clearing by the woods, I'll bring the dragon

Leon staring at him trying to figure out if this is a joke

Merlin: I'll command Kilgharrah to chew carefully. The longer I listen to this man the more I suspect he was shat out before

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Starker something #1

Peter and Tony obviously have a wage gap, but I think Peter definitely has a bit of anxiety about money, something that Tony doesn't get.

Tony will notice that Peter's shampoo is empty,.so he'll toss it, and Peter comes in. "Where's my shampoo?" "It was empty, so you can just borrow mine." Peter shakes his head, grabs it out of the trash, and fills it with some water, shaking it around. And Tony's never seen anyone do that, given that he's been rich his whole life.

Peter, out of habit, takes note of what appliances he can turn off to save money. He'll wash the dishes in the sink because it saves on the water bill, he'll turn off the AC/ heater and Tony comes in like. "It's fucking freezing in here." And Peter hands him a blanket.

Peter wears his clothes till they're rags, holes in them, too small or falling off. And even then, his first trip to get clothes is the thrift store, and only the cheapest options. Tony reminds him that he could at least get something besides a stained T-shirt from the clearance in a thrift shop, but the idea makes Peter anxious.

He comes up with spreadsheets of budgets, savings accounts, etc. Tony finds them, and again, has to reassure him that they'll be fine, they have more than enough money to live. More money than Tony can spend.

Peter sometimes walks down in the middle of the night, and just stares at the food. Not because he's going to eat it, but just so he knows it's there. So he knows they're not going to go hungry, or he won't have to dumpster dive, or steal food from uni/school. Which is also something Tony notices, so he makes sure that the fridge is always stocked full, even if it's just to reassure him.

Peter doesn't like buying new things until he can't use it anymore, which drives Tony crazy, but he doesn't budge on it. His phone has so many cracks, he's cut his hand on it, it only charges at an angle, and the entire screen is coming off, but he refuses to buy another.

Peter chooses the cheap options on the menu, never any appetizers, only water to drink. Whenever Tony takes him somewhere nice, he freaks out about how everything is so expensive. He never voices it, but Tony notices him picking at his nails or bouncing his leg as he looks at the price.

Sometimes when Tony is in his lab tinkering, he'll see Peter on the couch, looking at bank information and finances, stressed about every single slight drop, something that Tony again, has to reassure him about.

Peter makes 'poor man', meals, something that Tony has never had. They're all basic, and they taste good, but again, he reassures him that it's okay to eat other food, like chips or fruit.

It takes Peter years to understand that they're filthy fucking rich, they literally live in a penthouse, and that they're financially stable. They pull in more money in a month than Peter had in a year. It doesn't matter though, Tony would always assure him if it meant that Peter wasn't anxious about something like money.

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Dean gets drunk off his ass in a bar in Lebanon and starts rambling to everyone who will listen about his little brother. About how cute he is, how he has the cutest puppy eyes and it's sooooo unfair because Dean just can't resist them. He also gets emotional talking about how proud he is of the kid and how smart he is.

Then, a freakishly tall guy built like a brick house walks into the bar and Dean beams the moment he sees him and happily calls him "Sammy". The entire bar is stunned because "This is Sammy???". The kid Dean has been talking about for hours and said was "the cutest fucking thing" he has ever seen??? A guy who could probably bend metal with his bare hands??? They thought he would be like 10 at best from Dean's description but this guy has to be in his mid-thirties! He really doesn't fit the definition of cute.

Sam gets on Dean's case for drinking too much and Dean pouts and refuses to leave the bar. "I won't leave until you do the thing Sam" "I don't know what you're talking about" "Yes you do" "Dean no! It's weird!" "D o t h e t h i n g. Or I'm not leaving Sam."

With the biggest, wettest, roundest eyes they have ever seen, Sam asks him softly to please come home with him. Dean groans with pain like a hangover man blinded by the sun, caves in and leaves the bar with Sam. Everyone is left stunned and a little flustered because that was actually cute holy shit! How the fuck did he do that???

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Peter is definitely Tony’s favourite intern 🖤

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the moment of all time.

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Clothes swap 👕

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“How could you recognize me

after all these years?”

“What a stupid question.

I was born knowing you.”

Dedicated to @thiamsxbitch

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one of my favourite kinds of merlin/merthur fics is “i can excuse homosexuality but i drew the line at peasants” uther

a close second would be “i can excuse homosexuality AND the peasant thing but i draw the line at magic” uther

all this especially when he’s actually mildly supportive of merthur and approves of merlin

on that note fic recs please!!

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Thinking about a world where, because Merlin is magic itself, he does magic all the time, but like unconsciously and at a very high level/power, so to speak, and maybe it's even painful to him.

So his mother writes to Gaius, and they somehow come up with the idea of giving Merlin iron cuffs to wear. To not draw too much suspicion, they get ones that are thin, to look more like bracelets rather than cuffs, and possibly get them engraved too.

I've read fics where Merlin's put in cold iron cuffs and because he's magic in a physical form, and it's essentially like cutting off his airways, so all the built up magic ends up breaking the cuffs; but I thought it'd be interesting if because Merlin is magic and basically a god in human form, the iron doesn't really effect him, or in this case, it grounds him and allows him better control over his magic. So, truly, no one ever suspects Merlin of having magic, because whenever asked about the bracelets, he'll answer and say that they were gifts from his mother (maybe they go with a story that it was one of the few things Merlin’s father left for Hunith).

And maybe just to add some Merthur elements, when he starts to try to court Merlin (whether merlin recognizes it as courting or not), he gets him silver jewelry, only to notice how the colors of the metals kinda clash and then learns that they're actually iron. He's confused by it, but brushes the strangeness way with a, "well it wouldn't really make sense if Merlin had silver," and just saves this information somewhere in his brain, where it resurfaces when someone accuses Merlin of being a sorcerer (bc I'm headcanoning that any magic user would be in pain if they come in contact with cold iron, except of course Merlin, bc his magic just flows through the iron like it's any other element of the earth)

I might just be projecting my own desires and interests for jewelry.

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— look up into the camera, sammy.

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had a dream where sam and dean were in the back of the impala – john behind the wheel – and dean was rubbing little sammy off through his jeans; getting hard himself, he forced his brother to jack him off.

might turn it into a fic; stay tuned.

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I have this headcanon that sex for castiel is a lot more distant. At least for angel castiel. When he's graced up, he's able to access and perceive a lot more dimensions. So his body is reacting, but he's only distantly aware of it. It's overwhelming but not disgusting.

How could it ever be?

How could the way Dean blushes and tries so hard to stay stoic but ends up a blubbering,babbling mess anyway, how every muscle in his body twitches with every kiss and soft caress, how his lungs are so blown out but he's still gasping, shaking, trembling, mind and body overwhelmed, his brain drowning in hormones and cas can see every miniscule inch of the body that he built ever be disgusting. This feels like rebirth and redemption and coming home. Dean's soul cries out and clings to him, demanding from his grace love, safety, and protection, just like when Castiel raised him from predition. Castiel accepts just like he did all those years ago. Soothing the aches and wounds of the years.

Dean needs gentle persuasion. Dean is selfless. Dean is gentle.

Sam is different. Sam is rough. Sam is loud. Sam is greedy. Sam takes. Slams his hips up like he'll never get enough, scratches and bites and bleeds. Taunts him for pain, and when that doesn't work begs. Swallows cum and cock like it's his new addiction. On some nights, he tries to drink Castiel's blood, and that gets him face down,ass up, hands behind his back on the bed. On those nights, he cries, ugly and raw. His heart is like a drum, nerves lit up, brain quiet. Shaking. His soul is obsidian, black, and reflective. It's scared of his grace but reaches out all the same. Shy, sweet, sincere. It sings when Castiel curls around it.

Castiel's orgasm takes him by surprise. He freezes. But refuses to close his eyes. He doesn't want to miss a single detail.

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swan song where everything is the same, except when sam says “yes” lucifer fucks him before possessing him. sex as a sign and seal, the consummation, if you will, of marriage, and sam was born to be lucifer’s bride

lucifer fucks him right in front of dean’s eyes of course

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how are people even debating whether sam and dean would be exclusive?? be serious. dean winchester is literally the most possessive, obsessive man on this planet when it comes to sam—like, the emotional codependency is already off the charts. now toss in some incest and suddenly he’s ten times worse. dean would be feral. you think he's gonna share sam? with who?? absolutely not. he’d be all “if i can’t have him, no one can” energy, probably staring daggers at anyone who even thinks about sam too hard. man would turn into the clingiest, most jealous little freak and call it love. unhinged behavior.

and sam?? bro. sam would body slam someone for flirting with dean. all that soft boy energy? fake. he’s secretly a menace. he’d wrap himself around dean like a scarf and dare someone to try and peel him off. he’s not letting you get within a 10-foot radius, and if you do, he’s suddenly a 6’4” wall of nope. exclusivity is the bare minimum for those two. they’d be toxic, ride-or-die, painfully obsessed with each other—and honestly? they’d think it’s romantic...

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Sam Winchester moaning and crying on his brother's dick. You agree. Reblog