Sofia: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Paul: Bees?
Sofia: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!
Paul: Wait-
*Tick approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*
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*Sato teaching Tick to drive and taking Sofia along for the ride*
Sato: That's a pothole. To the left!
Tick: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*
Sofia, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.
Tick: I don't think that's how the song goes.
Sato, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.
Tick: Country Roads.
Sofia: To the place.
Tick and Sofia in unison: I Belong!
Sato, crying harder: What the fuck?
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Sato: Sofia, we're hungry!
Paul: Sofia! What's for dinner?
Tick: We're hungry, Sofia!
Sofia, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*
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Tick: I made tea.
Sato: I don't want tea.
Tick: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.
Sato: Then why did you tell me?
Tick: It's a conversation starter.
Sato: It's a horrible conversation starter.
Tick: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
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whatever fandom i fucking get into, i ain't abandoning the 13th reality.
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Mistress Jane: How the hell are you still alive?
Tick: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.
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Paul: We all have our demons.
Paul, grabbing Sofia: This one’s mine.
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Tick: Sato, fuck off.
Tick: And by "fuck off" I mean "fuck off right back here and listen", you insufferable prick.
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Sofia, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Tick, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Paul, also singing:The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Sato, appalled: Call the exorcist.
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*The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword*
Sofia: Rude.
Paul: That's fair.
Tick: Not again.
Sato: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?
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