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Had fun during my return to tumblr until I sold my soul to twitter

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All of the people I know who get so shocked that they’re parents won’t let them drink or smoke would not last a fucking week with my parents oh my god this woman makes me want to hang myself

I could definitely have it worse don’t get me wrong there are so many people who are in like genuinely awful situations but all these bitchass spoiled white kids at my school would cry themselves to sleep if they dealt with my mom for seventeen years

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I love being a comics fan. everyone has blocked everyone

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you genuinely just have to choose to stop being mentally ill

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“What’s in my bag” bitch you know you don’t carry around fucking clementines and flower petals in your purse

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Where are the tumblr Love Island fan girlies

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Does anybody ever just feel half dead all the time

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Wanna chew on Wilson bethels biceps omnomnomnom

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controversial thought of the day is i think a good amount of people would benefit from being told they don't have "a touch of the tism" they're just socially awkward and or emotionally stunted

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Not dead yet

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characters joining the mcu etc is the equivalent of watching them get body snatched they will never be the same. you can say "but that's nothing like how they are in the comics" but when you turn around to show them it's too late they've already been rewritten to align w the movies

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are annoying cunts allowed to follow

take a wild guess

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Tumblr is for gooning twitter is for ragebaiting

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Oh my god that little ginger bitch is evil