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Hey bro (pronoun machine broke), I’ve started watching Hermitcraft recently but mainly have stuck with the MCYTs I watched as a kid ie. Mumbo, Grain, Joel, etc.

BUT I was just scrolling and came across this absolute tribute to the absolute creature that is JoeHills.

For lingual reasons, because this guy is clearly some kinda midwestern Fae, how do I not accidentally die while watching his vids?

oh my gosh i only saw this now oh dear

if you havent already been stolen away to his lair of "tennessee", here are some saftey recommendations

Hold an offering of lime stained glass (if you dont have access to lime glass, any chroma key green item will probably do)

Learn the sacred texts, i hear joe is currently receiting something known as "frankenstein"

Be prepared for everything. well in the way you are always sort of prepared for a rickroll or the spanish inquisition. be aware anything and everything can and will happen.

Dont be homophobic or a bigot in general, she can sense it and will shoot you.

Finally, dont be afriad! joe is a very kind individual! they love audience interaction and are quite online is fandom spaces! also he can sense fear.

oh also follow their tumblr! @/joehills !!

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23 written exams and a 10 hour art exam later, the juppeteer has returned in a very sleepy, done, way

Self portrait

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Where are my Joe fans? (i tried something new so I hope you like it!) <:

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My totally secret not at all talked about project is complete! My Joe Hills "cosplay" Juppet is done!

Everyone please thank @joehills for such a perfect face to make 3d

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So I famously made a juppet plush (the jush)

But what about a Joe wallet

The joallet

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Prancing joyfully through endless white void time

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Day 24 — Joe hills

joe hills u are my everything <333

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Day 24: Joe! I unfortunately didn't have time to color, because of poor planning on my part. But yey anyways!!! I'll probably finish tomorrow :3

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my man

HADM 25!

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I& am like so devastated that I&'ve missed so many of Joe's skinmaking streams btw it's my& number one favourite hobby and it's so fun to watch him discover techniques or come up with his own approaches to what are basically solved problems BUT I& miss almost all of his streams with rare exceptions and it's AGONIZING me&. They invented a modern day real life Tartarus for me& personally where every time I& see a stream notification it's from 5 hours ago

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IS THAT THE BEETLEJHOST?!?!

going for that neon style 😚

Lowkey inspired by @luigra cuz I love how you& draw beetlejhost 😞

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Beetlejhost has travelled in caravans a lot, and reccomends them as a great way to get around!

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HADM day 4 is alt hermit so we got the beetlejhost on the theremin! Can’t think of anyone else more suited for such a weird n spooky instrument

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THATSSS JOE HILLS!!! How many joe hills references can you spot? 😋

Drew this cuz im currently loving neon colored art LOL

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If you are still looking for drawing suggestions I will humbly ask if you'd consider drawing two smaller Joe Hills?

high five

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Joe Hills talking about Frankenstein, and being greeted by Mean Girls Scar

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The Joe hills difference is:

- super rare death message

- they fucked up the pope slab

- lord of the rings hobbit meal discussions

- THEY FUCKED UP THE POPE SLAB

- Joe is trying to catch the cobbled deep slate in his mouth because foot pedals

- first column of deep slate we used the wrong deep slate

- fourth column of deep slate we used the wrong deep slate

- 100% tariff on movies? What

- joe was so distracted by the deepslate catching that he dug through the gravel that was supposed to stop him from digging through the ground and because it’s not going to be easy ever he got a flint instead

- we spent a very short amount of time on my favorite (the most annoying) joehills expansion

- now he’s singing about kerning