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Kenstewy collage(I looked at pictures and went 'this too is kenstewy')
#everywhere i go i see his face#kendall roy#stewy hosseini#kenstewy#kenstew#my boys#my lovely lovely boys who are little fucked up actually
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stevebucky destroyed the brightest minds of our generation. people who watch ofmd are already stupid. it’s not the same
#is it time?#is it time to relapse into stevebucky?#i think it is#i have been normal for too long i think i will let these two make me unhinged again#stevebucky
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college kenstewy if you even care
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When he does that horrifically sad stare. Like if you agree.
#hes so#doomed by the narrative heartbroken unlucky in love messy situationship childhood best friend to one true love unrequited starcrossed never#meant to be listen you dont understand#hes everything to me#stewy hosseini#succession
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and if i said that this was kendall at his bachelor party locking eyes with stewy
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jeremy strong just fucking gets it. calling succession a love story ouchie
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and when I say stewy only called kendall the little prince because he had a british accent when they first met. what then
#trying to emulate his mother#wanting to be the most like her out of all the siblings#she probably thought he sounded stupid#op your mind is so powerful
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I think he honestly gave it his all and the consequence of Stewy losing would’ve been Stewy not being allowed to stay for dinner so really wouldn’t Kendall have lost either way
do you think kendall lost dinner for winners on purpose so that stewy wouldn't have been punished by logan or are you normal
#and like winwin for logan#you either get to umiliate your son in front of his only friend OR you get to send that friend home#probably he knew how much kendall cared about stew and tried to alienate them#either on purpose or like subconsciously but either way#number 1 dad logan roy#succession
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Not gonna do it right now bc I’m in bed but at some point I want to circle back to the whole ‘Tom’s mom likes Shiv better than him’ thing bc so many people assumed it wasn’t true?? But honestly, not only is it completely plausible that’s Tom’s canonically WASP-y, social climbing, high-powered attorney mother prefers the wealthy elite political girlboss heiress he brought home to her own pushover, emasculated, middle-management, hanger-on son - I feel like that’s actually the missing data point from which you can begin to extrapolate many things about Tom’s family and upbringing which explain why he turned out the way he did
#succession#tomshiv#they are perfect for each other they are horrible for each other they deserve#each other they deserve better they deserve worse but hey such#is life in the big city
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everyone talks about how kendall pretends to accidentally bump onto stewy at that one thing with jess but no one talks about how stewy literally rearranged tom’s bachelor party so he could run into kendall there …
they’re both so cringe fail for each other
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15 year old stewy staying over at kendall's house only to watch him cry in front of a mirror after getting his ass beat by his dad for misspelling the capital of sri lanka (he will be back next week)
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Sorry for the bad photo quality, Tumblr doesn't like posts this long.
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Kendall is Caroline’s Connor. Roman is her Shiv. Shiv is her Kendall. If you even care.
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i think the whole "stewy loves money" thing is an oversimplification. i think what he actually loves is luxury. creature comforts, the physical results of money. yes he absolutely wants the power and inflence that comes with wealth, just like the roys and everyone else. but he also genuinely enjoys the sumptuous sensory experiences afforded him. he enjoys the hors d’œuvres, the parties, the lush, beautiful clothing. he’s often remarking on what he likes or how much he’s enjoying something! he’s just very physical. he’s touchy-feely. he savors foods, scents, sex, experiences. he doesn’t indulge just for the sake of it (at least i don’t think so)
being that rooted in sensory perception tracks for him, the show’s realist, the Only Honest Character. like, of course he is morally and ethically behind whoever wins. of course he doesn’t subscribe to the weird ideals the roys attach to their business dealings. that’s not to say he doesn’t have aspirations or moral tendencies or that he’s like, cartoonishly hedonistic. but he has a groundedness and comfort in his own physicality that allows him to enjoy wealth in a way that the roys can’t.
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kendall and stewy is like. kendall has never asked stewy how his day was but if stewy fell asleep on the sleeve of kendall’s silk robe and kendall needed to get up, kendall would cut off the sleeve so as not to wake stewy. meanwhile stewy has been thinking about kendalls happiness since he was 14 years old but if kendall fell asleep on the sleeve of stewy’s robe stewy would wake him.
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