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2500 tons of awesome 
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adhd gothic
• someone coughs during a test. the cough echoes. the cough becomes corporeal. it stays
• you interrupt someone so you don’t forget what you’re about to say. they glare at you. they all glare at you
• a week ago is a year ago. time is nonlinear
• the homework is piled on your desk, an infinite amount. the distractions are infinite
• satan asks many things of you. “can you clean this”. “can you remember this”
• the amount of dishes in your room surpasses the 3rd dimension. it is the 4th dimension. time. forever
• your phone’s locations shifts with the moon. pulling in and out like the tide. disappearing and reappearing when she commands it.
• the problem smirks at your frustration
• your body is piloted by nice small people who have the best intentions but are terrible at piloting a body. they stub toes.
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a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just a thermos???” and all the pureblood students start pointing their wands at cups and saying “THERMOS”
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boop
You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.
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Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.
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LADY GAGA FUCKING SNAPPED.
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Anyone can help!
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(Real pen the last picture)
It is important for EVERYONE to know how to help ANYONE. Not everyone can give them selves their medicine under every circumstance. Be educated, help out.
In the last year, i have gotten about five new violent allergies from foods i used to be able to eat. Next time i eat a fruit, my throat could close. I may not be able to inject myself. My boyfriend and i played with my trainer pen for like 30 minutes. He knows how to inject it. I know how. This is important.
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Richie is such an Idiot
Based on this
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Well this is an interesting problem.
Turned on the lights because Toffee was being ridiculously noisy, only to see:
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The lid is on and 100% locked via the handles.
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How have you done this thing you did, boy.
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dinners ready
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hoppy tdov 🐸 click it!
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Y’all ever get those random ghost-shivers, where it isn’t even cold or anything, but all of a sudden it feels like you are full of static electricity and you shake uncontrollably?
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