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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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Arrrrrr! Avast ye scurvy dog, I'm here to steal your mortgage
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small demon children with weed await me, I must go chomp mountain dew infused gummy bears... goodbye.
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There will be tears. There will be blood. There might even be really adorable tiny food.
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It will put muscles on top of your muscles, you will look grotesque, and people will be afraid of you.
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