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THEY ARE 2 APPLES TALL 🤏

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I ALWAYS COME BACK

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“I tampered with that persons food/drink order because I thought it would be funny” is like saying “I cut your brakes out of your car because I thought it would be funny”. that’s not a joke. It’s almost premeditated murder

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happy pride. drops this on your doorstep like a cat with a dead bird

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just FYI!

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rereading the entire hunger games trilogy and just reached the part where Peeta and Katniss watch Haymitch's games and idk if this has already been talked about but the exact lines are

"We watch from the point of view of one of the tributes as she rises up through the tube from the launch room to the arena."

first person pov. of a female tribute. someone capitol had put a camera on. as in, someone who has been bugged by the capitol.

AS IN, FUCKING LOU LOU!

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Okay, as a girl who has followed HTTYD and been a super fan since the beginning, who has now seen the remake:

Astrid was great.

The only people hating are men who used Astrid as a sex symbol instead of a symbol of women empowerment. Because they took away what gave her sex appeal to them (white, blond hair, blue eyes) they hate her character because they can't stand a strong woman.

And if that doesn't apply to you and you truly didn't like her protrayal, then I respect it.

Other than that:

- amazing inclusion of references to Valka

- Snotlout ate with comedy

- this Hiccup is less sassy and more smol bean, but still love it

- loved how the dragon training is a ritual

- loved then bringing up how they see Hiccup as a nepo baby

- Fishlegs hghleted as an acceptable nerd

- the inclusivity was well done and highlighted as part of the plot

- only dislike was taking out the terrible terror scene because now it's canon that Tootless can fire holes in other dragons with his fire and Hiccup took a wild guess his plan would work

LOVED THE MOVIE! very v faithful adaptation and a must see!

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I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

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REMEMBER THAT POST WITH CINDERELLA WHERE HER DRESS CHANGES TO THE COLOR OF YOUR BLOG?

THIS ONE DOES IT TOO!!

I found a bunch more!!

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Why??? Did nobody tell me that a Covey is a small group of birds???

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The only adhd tips that actually work:

1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)

2. Never sit down (never sit down)

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In Mockingjay, Katniss’s squad was called squad 451. Like the book Fahrenheit 451°.

Plutarch Heaveansbee, the man who had a huge ass library, and libraries were considered RARE, named them after a book about censorship.

Plutarch is such an interesting character, the fact that he was trying to stop the games for at LEAST 25 years. And he was so devoted it makes you wonder why he even cared.

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imma say it. “kung fu panda” did more for body positivity and saying that  you can be fat and still be healthy and liked than ANYTHING any beauty companies trying to get your money.

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PEOPLE. IN THE HUNGER GAMES MOVIE THERES A SHOT WHERE HAYMITCH WONT WATCH THE CHARIOTS.

IM GOING TO BE SICK BECAUSE WE KNOW WHY NOW