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Captain. -smile softly- How have you been?

-Casually drops in with large box of chocolates-

Fairy Prince~ -takes the chocolate and places a gentle kiss to their lips-

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ooc

two of two! Now to see if I’m right about the third--

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im crying

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“Damn straight,” Sehun replied, allowing a sly smile to form on his lips. “But why are you trying to butter me up?”

“I know you are,” he whispers into their ear “I also know just how sexy you can be as well.”

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“I’m the cutest thing in your life,” he mumbled between returning kisses.

“Aww how cute is my little Prince?” More kisses, although the kisses become a bit more sensual as they go on.

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“I don’t know, I just said it once and it stuck. So, you’re my Captain,” he explained with a shrug.

“Why captain though?” Smiles at the returned kiss and plays with his hair.

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Sehun whined as he was sat on, but didn’t hesitate to wrap his arms around Seungri and return the kiss. “Because you are my Captain.”

A pout as he moves to sit on his lap, arms around his neck. “Why not?” Steals a kiss anyway.

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“No, thank you,” he replied, frowning, as he made himself comfier in his chair.

“Right right. So come here and give Oppa a kiss then~~” he’s gonna tease you

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“I’m not calling you that. I will call you nearly anything but not that,” he grumbles.

“Fairy Prince should come love on his panda Hyung~”

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There should really be a support group for us.

Sehunnie gets me. Maknaes gotta stick together am i right? 

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List of reasons for admission into a mental asylum in 1864-1889

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“How else should I have been?” Sehun questioned, content to stay tucked away against his chest. “I mean, if you’d like I can be a brat. I hear I’m quite good at it, actually.”

“I’ve been well,” he says content with this and holds the slighter male to his broad chest. “And just Princely? Nothing else?” He teases.

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reblog if you don’t mind shipping with an rp partner who doesn’t smut.

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“Oh my god, I’m literally in a different world right now.”

@dxecake | From here.

Sehun’s eyes slowly raised from the screen of his phone in amusement, and just to be sure, he glanced around the room to ensure that they were still, in fact, sitting on the sofa in Daehyun’s apartment. With that, his attention turned to Dae himself as he tried his best to keep the growing smile off his face.

“Are you sure? Because it looks like we’re still on the couch, Dae,” he stated, quickly biting his lip to stop himself from chuckling. “Have you been drinking while I’m not paying attention?”

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Anytime really [ smiles gently ]

Noon, then? We can grab lunch, too, then. 

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Drunken Conversations with My Roommate meme

“When I was born, my mother was like ‘that’s awkward.’” “That is literally hell in a jar.” “They should’ve just sold empty jars and it would’ve been better than that shit.” “Oh my god, you literally need to help me right now.” “Am I really going to be eating macaroni salad while watching Saw?” “I don’t think you should be around boiling water right now.” “Wait, spell it. I cannot hear.” “Children are screaming.” “Babies are crying.” “My mother is grieving for me.” “Is this what happiness is?” “It’s like if I put it all over my body, it’s okay.” “But not in like a way that would displease God.” “I feel like I’m aware of what I’m doing, but I’m not in control. But as long as I’m aware, it’s okay.” “Oh my god, why did I just do that?” “It’s so long, not as long as me, but yeah.” “What would my mom say if she saw me like this?” “Did you actually just say words?” “I’m gonna push you into the oven.” “And then I’m gonna eat you. Like a cannibal.” “It’s like I couldn’t keep it up for very long. Oh! That’s what she said!” “I regret every decision in my life that has lead up to this moment.” “I sound really nerdy and gay.” “Oh my gosh, I just had such a good idea.” “My thumbnail is like traumatized by that.” “Last time he/she said bye to me, he/she looked me in the eye for a straight two seconds.” “He/She’s gay for you.” “It wouldn’t be straight two seconds, it’d be gay two seconds.” “I’m scared for you.” “This is gonna fuck me up.” “Oh my god, I’m literally in a different world right now.” “I’m making mistakes, okay.” “You should taste this though.” “I will taste no such thing.” “I accidentally just smacked my own ass.” “Paying for things is so last year.” “That was a really weird sound, I’m sorry.” “Oh my god, oh my god, just saying.” “Fuck you, carrot.” “I can tell you in advance that I’m gonna do a bad job.” “It’s so dark in here. It reminds me of the womb.” “You literally fucked up everything in your entire life.” “That goes against my religion.”