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my mother was a drunk, and my father was a brute, and on my 18th birthday, I will inherit her drinking gourd and his spiked club, and become a drunken brute. I hope I can make them proud

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Elf live service game with a battle pass season that lasts 10 years

Elf predatory monetisation where you can only get the character you want with 100 years of grinding

Elf mmorpg that has a genuine history with scholars and all because it's been online for 600 years

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drop the zero, become your own hero

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FORLORN WIGANER: ah... another lost soul, seeking the strength of gravy? I'm afraid you're too late, friend. Pea Wet is all that's left...

'Good as gravy'... a sick joke, it is... [CREEPY LAUGH]

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家主はこれを　ひとつのシアワセのカタチというです

My landlady says this is a shape of happiness

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Theres a connection here

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if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

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i love when baby rats look exactly like their parents ......like yes

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compilation

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forgot until just now that when i went to the grocery store today i turned down the oil/vinegar aisle and there was a store employee stocking the shelf and he said "welcome to the land of wonders" to me for some reason

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Your average trans girl relationship be like.

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Wizards (1977)

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Whenever I see someone refer to "Victorian era-" for places outside the UK I'm tempted to start saying shit like "Han Dynasty era Rome", "Soviet era Australia" etc

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forgive the version of you that didn’t know any better