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Peridot: *opens mouth to say something*

Me: marry me.

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I'm crying -

Not to brag but our cosplayers

are fucking amazing.

Not to mention our fan artists

are extremely talented

and their works are absolutely

inspiring.

And the show/webcomic itself

brings a ‘togetherness’

like no other.

It shows the world that no one is alone

and we’re all brothers and sisters

at the end of the day.

And no matter how often there is conflict

be it countries with their political problems

or just best friends trying to sort things out

It will always resolve

and come right back to being

Caring

Carefree

Accepting

And just plain silly!

It teaches us about culture

And history

and how to respect it.

This is a fandom that is

Remarkably

Positively

Extraordinarily

Perfect.

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Italy: *falls and cries*

Germany: hey are you okay-?

Italy: *actively stuffing pasta in his pocket, still crying*

Germany: *sh00keth*

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Oh, the wonderful things you find on tumblr x3

Can someone write a creepypasta x reader fanfic where it’s realistic and the reader, ever the millenial just wants to die.

“Hey whats up youtube, i’m livestreaming rn cause i’m tryna die at this spooky forest”

Gays only event

Im so tired smh

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As someone with tourettes who used to read creepypasta fanfic it’s really wild when it says stuff like “Toby ticced” or when he’s talking and in the middle of a sentence it just goes “ *tic* ”

Mostly because I have no flipping clue what’s going on

Like what kind of tic is it? What kind of tics does Toby have? Are you putting that he ticced every time he does it or are there times where he does and you don’t mention it???

Does Y/N reconginze them as tics or are they just random things Toby does? Like “Oh that’s just Toby, clearing his throat as usual,” or “Yeah he just kinda starts shaking his right arm sometimes”

Like what

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This is literally the best

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Baby don't hurt me -

What is love? ft the 2Ps

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Welcome back to hell y'all :3

Don’t give a kazoo to an emo kid (credit: https://m.youtube.com/user/MeDinosaurGawjus )

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my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

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srry the audio is a lil low but its from the vid

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The CreepyPasta’s Sexualities (bc why not)

Jeff: Heterosexual, aromantic

Eyeless Jack: Asexual, possibly demiromantic

Ben: Just a liiiil bicurious, heteroromantic

Masky: Bisexual, Demiromantic

Hoody: Bisexual, Aromantic

Toby: Probably asexual, considering he can’t even feel pleasure anyway. Although he’s also demiromantic, and if he were to find a partner he liked enough he may consider doing sexual favors anyway just to please them.

Jane: Lesbian afffffffff

Clockwork: Bisexual/romantic

Nina: Pansexual/romantic

Sally: Hecc, she’s still a kid. She doesn’t really know. She does have a small puppy crush on Ben though, so take that as you will.

Laughing Jack: Pansexual, aromantic

Liu: Asexual, biromantic

Puppeteer: Bisexual, aromatic

Bloody Painter: Asexual, demiromantic

Slenderman: Asexual/romantic (he transcends sexuality 👀)

Offenderman: Pansexual, demiromantic

Trenderman: The gayest gay that ever gayed

Splendorman: Pansexual/romantic

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So this is how I die? Death by laughter?

when you really think about it, fnaf x reader fanfics are really bizzare

i mean, imagine if you were working at chuck e. cheese, and then mr. munch suddenly walks in and tearfully confesses his undying love for you

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how france leaves every world meeting

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Interviewer: so what do you guys usually do when your child has been misbehaving?

Finland: well. We ta-

England: tax them.

Sweden and Finland. Looking horrified at England: wha- no-

England: tax them.

Bonus.

France. Who has been staring at England with horror: See this is why every single one of your children left you!

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Excuse me while I go out and buy all these shirts

Don’t let people make fun of you for liking japanese culture.

I am living in japan right now and let me tell ya:

There are people here who can’t speak or understand English who play nothing but Missy elliot and ludacris, even in businesses like housing offices and restaurants.

There are people who have cowboy hats and dead cow skulls in their home because they idolize what they assume American homes are like.

There are people who learn English strictly through music videos and American television shows.

There are entire karaoke bars with english songs often sung by people who have no idea what the lyrics mean.

Japan often takes American shows like the powerpuff girls and make japanese versions of them.

They often mistake common Americans for celebrities. I have been mistaken for Micheal jordan, tiger woods, Shaquille o'neal, Tyler perry, and saddest of all: queen latifa.

The act of sprinkling English into your japanese sentences is considered cute and cool and is popular with teenagers. Bonus points if you happen to use it correctly.

Japanese stores sell shirts with english on them and people buy them not knowing that most of those word combinations are nonsense.

Don’t let someone shame you for singing an anime opening, using japanese in your sentences, wearing clothing with japanese on it, ect. If anything, this is just one more thing that you have in common with them.

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America: So Russia sneezed earlier and I accidentally said “shut the fuck up” instead of bless you

England: How do you accidentally say shut the fuck up?!