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Called it

We should all start collectively calling foolish THE FOOL. Like he’s a court jester or in a tarot-related prophecy

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Hello everyone im Back

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i had a wings of fire au in thr words for a long while. I might continute it... maybe

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im literally gripping my chair to stop myself from doing quesadilla island worldbuilding via making up a new breed of horse and completely fake history for that breed. DONT ask me about the Quesadilla Island Horse you will not be able to stop me after I start

THE HORSE POST: https://www.tumblr.com/qsmpcensusbureau/721117398926753792/tell-us-about-the-quesadilla-island-horse-right

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a ride oft too wild

Welcome to quesadilla island the world’s best vacation destination! We’ve got it all! Unique wildlife and creatures (that try to kill you), an organization to ensure your happiness (that might also try to kill/torment/kidnap you), the joys of parenthood (unless your child is killed), a secondary faction of codes (that also try to kill you), mysteries and puzzles (mostly trying to figure out why everything wants you and your forcibly adopted child dead). “This sucks” you say “ I Want to get off cucurucho’s wild ride” you say well you can’t leave. Sad! Enjoy the island!

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the dsmp ended two years ago dude the qsmp is COMPLETELY different love ya tho

here are some compiled theories on how the philza love triangle is going to go

Theory 1: Polyamory

Theory 2: Through Forever’s insistence and general charm, Philza chooses Forever.

Theory 3: Through Missa’s gentle encouragement and good parenting skills, Philza chooses Missa.

Theory 4: Through consistent begging and good pathetic man voice, Philza convinces Quackity to add his wife to the server, immediately marrying her, ending the competition.

Theory 5: In a desperate final bid to prove that he cannot love them he attempts to contact the underworld to hilarious results, but Kristen never picks up the phone in the end

Theory 5a: Forever and Missa find out canonically about Philza’s extensive lore, and are so weirded out by it they decide maybe it’s better to leave him be

Theory 6: Philza asks Wilbur for relationship advice

Theory 6a: Philza asks Foolish for relationship advice, Foolish would probably answer something otherworldly and wise, like “Well, kiss them both and whoever is the better kisser is a better husband!” Leaving Phil to become a little self-conscious about his ‘good husbandship’

Theory 7: in a surprise triple sweep FitMC enters the battlefield at the last second and sweeps Philza off his feet

Theory 8: Phil says he only needs his kids and runs away into the woods holding them like kittens in his mouth

Theory 9: In a dramatic attempt to win Philza’s affection Missa and Forever preform “El Tango De Roxxane (Moulin Rouge 2)” to see who he prefers. Phil then reveals he’s never seen the movie.

Theory 10: Cucorucho, already invested heavily in the lives of the people, arrives and Phil’s house and will not leave until he chooses.

Theory 11: it is never resolved

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yo actually did the qsmp warriorcats thing come from you or did like at least one that stuff happen I'm confused thank you sorry

its all me :3

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:3

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RAHHHHH

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Bro just wanted to say ilyr art sm it brings me much joy when I come across it genuinely bro like ydek

thankz!

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Gegg starclan

woahhh cat is green

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can you draw gegg dying in a glue/slime trap please

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What are your thoughts on ?

HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP!

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it will be a quick one LOL

i know i said i was going to work on the warrior cats au but would you love me still if i was so inspired by THIS POST that im rewatching gravity falls (again) to make an au about it