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DAILY ROUTINE

1. wake up at 12pm

2. snack >.< (10mg aripiprazole)

3. jerk off

4. draw yaoi art ♡

5.

6. 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝑜𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓂𝒶𝓁𝑒 𝒸𝑜𝓇𝓅𝓈𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝓂𝓎 𝒷𝑒𝒹𝓇𝑜𝑜𝓂

7. six hour nap

8. dinner (i ate nothing)

9. jerk off

10. fucking kill mysel-

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Scheduling this to post at the end of every month so we can update ourselves

July Update

okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now

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tipping culture is becoming crazy bro 😭😭 got my appendix removed why my surgeon want 25% gratuity 😭

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de hecho!

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always asking "why is #bringbackdryhumping" never "how is #bringbackdryhumping"

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Internet father its 12:12 am

Just stayed up singing karaoke with the village people (everyone was at least a decade older than me so that's fun)

-tole

i shaved someones head last night

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Uh are you joining the war on god btw

the wha

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it would be so crazy if people put together all the hints ive been dropping for months and figured out that im a freak

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im coming out

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give me a young hot guy with a big dick but like. give him erectile dysfunction or something. give him performance anxiety. make him absolutely horrible to be in bed with. i need hi

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bro my friend just looked at me while we were on the fucking bus and said “youre like me if i was autistic” EXCUSE ME??????????

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this is worse than being cancelled

I just saw the most down voted comment I have ever seen on reddit

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i want to tie him up in my backyard and put him out with a shotgun 💜💜💜💜

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dawg how did u know

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THIS WAS MY SHIT AS A KID

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i live in pacific standard time! 6 hours and 58 minutes left!

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

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man im so shit at watching tv cant they make all these cool interesting dramas into books