realspringleman

[realspringleman]

[realspringleman]

I never meant for it to come to this.

Hello, there, everyone. My name is Lothman Charleston, ameteur cryptid and younger brother to Mothman. Today, just a few moments ago... the Springle Man died.

I heard he was having some dental issues, so I decided to play a prank on him, like I’ve done many times before, but... My prank gave him a heart attack. He’s... unfortunately, he’s gone. I’m so sorry for everything that has happened leading up to this point.

In the memory of Springle Man.

Catch you on the flipside.

-Lothman “Henry” Charleston

[realspringleman]

*takes off dentist mask* IT WAS ME LOTHMAN THE WHOLE TIME

HOLY FOCK!! SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH

[realspringleman]

spriNgleman s new facial hair is favorite 10/10 frozen pizzas

Thamk you BUT Fock The Peet Za

[realspringleman]

Hello am certified dentist can I help o springleman

FIX THE SPRINGLE MAN’S TEETH NOW MORTAL 

[realspringleman]

Oh Fock

is springle having a nice time with his Friend and Pal? Btw the rabbits name is josie

Wot Focking Rabbit Are You Talking About

[realspringleman]

is springle having a nice time with his Friend and Pal? Btw the rabbits name is josie

Wot Focking Rabbit Are You Talking About

[realspringleman]

I gave @realspringleman mustache

the springle man thanks you. he is very proud of his new facial hair and will take good care of it

[realspringleman]

Do you need the helps w/ yr teeth

Springle Man needs a Dentist BAD

[realspringleman]

Is springle considering mustache?

Perhaps

[realspringleman]

Does springle eat pizza flavor goldfishes?

What the fo- ew no the springle man is going to vomit

[realspringleman]

NO ONE TOLD THE SPRINGLE MAN YOU HAVE TO HEAT FROZEN PIZZAS UP NOW THE SPRINGLE MAN’S TEETH HURT

[realspringleman]

*hands bag of frozen pizza and goldfish* here u go

thanks bro

[realspringleman]

springlespringle

Your Pitiful Attempts At Comedy Are MeaninglessYour Demise Shall Come Before The Fourth Moon

[realspringleman]

springleman im going to the store do you want anything

yea could you get the springle man a frozen pizza and the goldfish he likes

[realspringleman]

Where does the MIGHTY springle get his fishes

Astral plane

[realspringleman]

*gives springle a stuffed rabbit plushie* here u go sweet springle

Friend And Pal..... For The Springle.... Man...... *Tears well up in the Springle Man’s eyes* Holy Fock...