reanimatedgoblin

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[id: a light pink userbox with a pastel pink border, and pastel pink text that reads “this user is in love with a fictional character.” on the left is an image of a small pink heart./end id]

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(Okay to reblog, pr0shippers don’t even bother with this post)

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my brain: alright! we’ve planned our self insert story out!

me: so i can write it?

my brain: no writing, only daydreaming about it!

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*sees a pair of fangs*

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ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

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yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

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If I ever respond to you w just a heart emoji it's not meant to be dismissive. I'm bumping my shoulder against yours bc I like you. I am blinking slowly at you like a cat.

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Just in case you aren't clear on how things work, overturning Roe Vs. Wade will not make abortion illegal federally. Instead, it will give states the legal right to ban abortion, if they so choose, and many red states will attempt this if overturned. But, as of right now, the evening of May 2nd, no such decision has been made, there are no official proceedings, and nothing is set in stone. Now is the time to be loud.

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i made a tiny book

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Tbh who cares abt canon, if you want to make your romantic faves blush and be sappy just do it. 😔🤟🏼

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yall when i cut off my titties then i will be unstoppable 

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Pimped out my shirt for Pride

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do you think hannibal would murder me if he watched me delicately place chips inside a sandwich and then smash it slowly before eating it

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the sheer offensiveness of rereading something you wrote, discovering that, hey, it’s actually pretty good, and then reaching the end, wherein you realize that if you want more you actually have to write it

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AUTISM PROS:

Sexually Unstoppable

AUTISM CONS:

The Torture

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very underrated display of affection is when you hold hands and you start swinging em and then you swing all the way up for a hand kiss

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So obviously lots of people have gone on about the ‘you can’t spell pride month without demon’ shit, but I wanted to add a little extra flavor, and my awesome girlfriend suggested it fading into rainbows so I went from there.