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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter
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i quote "you're on thin ice buddy" everyday i love white ppl for that
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i overthink sosososo much so if you ever give me reassurance that you don't hate me and want me to shut up i will love u forever
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the girls are fightinggggg
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While deep diving into the HIMYM Internet corners a while ago I saw a conversation that went along the lines of
“Yeah I watch HIMYM” every few months
“Every few months?? Those are rookie stats! You should be busting out a complete rewatch every week!”
And hence I thought “huh all of how I met your mother in a week? Interesting” I then loudly declared CHALLENGE ACCEPTED and decided that my summer semi annual rewatch of HIMYM will take course over the duration of ONE WEEK
The challenge commences tomorrow 🫡
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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.
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#look the comments above made valid points but a “lack of shared interest” between straight men and lesbians is like.#all of the above are into women#what more could you want?#((speaking from experience. it’s so fun wingwomanning for straight dudes))
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remember when Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother canonically confessed to selling a woman for a car
#he says something like 'i once sold a woman. i drove into a warehouse with her and some guys said some stuff in another language'#'and then they gave me the keys to a brand new BMW and I drove away'#<- leaving in prev tags for the context#how i met your mother#barney stinson
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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s
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its crazy that mr brightside is one of the best songs ever yet isnt even the best killers song
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female? Nono an easy mistake to make im afraid, but the F on my birth certificate actually stands for faggot! Hope that helps <3
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