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Incredibly specific things that were never explicitly said in the show that EVERY sterek fan has weirdly already accepted as fanon/canon (according to fanfiction):

1. Derek is touch starved, but tactile in nature, so will be the one to fiercely cuddle and spoon in bed

2. Derek has a tendency to bury his face into Stiles' neck and run his nose along his throat

3. Stiles has an allotted number of dog jokes he's allowed to say a day because otherwise they would be nonstop

4. Derek likes rubbing come into Stiles' skin (usually because he likes Stiles smelling like he belongs to Derek)

5. Stiles pays alot of focus to Derek's eyebrows

6. The sheriff and Derek get along rather well (even in the stories where the sheriff doesn't like Derek dating Stiles in the beginning, they will eventually get along)

7. Stiles is obsessed with porn, or at least looks at porn fairly often

8. Derek will often say "What." as a deadpan sentence, with no inflection, rather than ask it like a question

9. Derek likes to use his mouth on Stiles' moles, like kissing them or playing connect the dots with his tongue

10. Derek is bad at texting (some stories have him texting in all caps, some stories have him using full words instead of abbreviations, some stories have him avoiding texting all together, and it's usually been widely accepted that he doesn't use emojis)

11. Despite being old, held together with duct tape, and constantly falling apart, Derek will never insult Stiles' jeep or the fact that Stiles owns a clunker (not unless Roscoe dying has put them in a dire situation, but sometimes not even then)

12. Stiles' inner/outer monologue will thank nobody in particular for their opinion. Example: "He was doing fine on his own, thank you very much." Or "I would much rather stay here than get killed in the creepy ghost house, thank you very much." (Honestly, I read the words "thank you very much" from Stiles so often it makes me want to scream.)

13. Even though there has only been one instance in the show, it is now widely accepted that Derek constantly crawls through Stiles' bedroom window, even after the sheriff knows about the supernatural world

14. Stiles loves the way Derek's stubble feels on his neck and inner thighs

15. Stiles has a tendency to grip Derek's hair really hard during blowjobs and Derek loves it

16. If he is still around, Peter will most likely be the first to find out about their relationship. Not because they wanted him to, but because Peter is a snoop.

17. Stiles gives really considerate birthday gifts and is the first/only one who ever learned when Derek's birthday is

18. Derek will try to bribe the sheriff with food he shouldn't have when he's trying to get on his good side and Stiles will always find out about it and either chastise Derek for it or tell the sheriff that he's "only allowed ONE"

19. Not only does Derek know about Stiles monitoring his father's diet, Stiles' dedication to keeping his father healthy absolutely melts Derek's heart

20. Stiles cannot definitively name Derek's eye color (I once read a story that said "it probably says difhdjdrjdhmfhbddgk on Derek's driver's license, under eye color")

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No one:

Dean Winchester: “dad is on a hunting trip and hasn’t been home in a few days…”

Me already knowing this shit is gonna start a years long obsession:

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Friendly reminder that Cas fucks Dean in the back of the Impala

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imagine derek being really turned on by stiles speaking polish and he tells stiles when they were making out one night against counter in back of the animal clinic after another bloody fight (they were actually planning to patch up derek’s wounds they swear) and stiles starts talking polish to him and he’s murmuring up against derek’s neck in a deep voice, pressing open mouthed kisses against him in between words and his hands are roaming everywhere

and then they see that alan deaton had been standing there silently with a coffee for god knows how long and derek is really embarrassed so he pushes himself off stiles with a full body blush and refuses to look up from the floor but stiles is just smirking at derek’s embarrassment

until deaton simply says “were you asking derek to marry you? here?” and that wipes the smirk off his face because how could he forget that deaton speaks polish and derek is looking up now and grinning from ear to ear because he thought stiles was saying a load of dirty stuff but he was spilling his guts to derek in another language, which is totally cheating, and stiles is just shooting daggers at deaton

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Sterek haters: They absolutely hate each other's guts:

Sterek:

Rewatching this scene. Would love to point out that Derek is not only the one yelling Stiles name when he sees Stiles is about to put himself in danger, but he is also the one who starts walking back (closer to the giant fkn beast chasing them) to keep Stiles out of danger. Not Scott. Scott stays at the door like he doesn’t even care about Stiles at all. Sterek 4 life

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See you guys later!

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I just saw someone say AO3 is “gay teens writing gay shit” and I have no idea how to tell you that most of the writers you love so much are adults.

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Notice how all these are canon couples put together except one? THIS HAS TO BE A SIGN.

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I don't know about anyone else, but since Chat GPT, it's so hard to trust new poetry blogs or new poetry in general. It's almost impossible to tell the difference now. Has the first poetry book made by chat gpt been published already? I'm sure it has. Who's going to be the first poet that reaches 1 million followers on IG without ever writing a poem? Cause if we start, idk making grammatical errors on purpose to signal that it's a human who wrote it, it won't take long until chatgpt will copy that. Maybe we should create an entirely new language from scratch. How long will it take until AI will figure that one out too? Forget about the future, the present is so fucking bleak.

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