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More ChatGPT erotic story experiments

My first attempt to get ChatGPT to create an erotic story was a big success. At least, the story was very arousing to me. You should try do it yourself - it's fun :)

This time I'll try to get ChatGPT to create a story by telling it what I see in some photos. Then alter the story by telling what behavior I like the woman to have.

Like in the Weird Science movie, I'm going to create my own super woman :) Let's see how it goes.

"Tell a story about a clever, assertive, and rebellious tomboy that was confident in her sexuality and loved to show off her athletic body in some fit leather pants and matching addidas superstar sneakers"

Notice I'm being quite detailed in this first description, to save the trouble of having to clarify a lot of stuff to the bot later on. The bot is very capable of understanding complex description like this.

ChatGPT response:

Samantha was a force to be reckoned with. She was a tomboy through and through, with a fierce love for sports and a body that was toned and lean from years of playing soccer and running track. She had a rebellious streak that often got her into trouble, but she was clever enough to talk her way out of most situations.

One day, Samantha decided to show off her athletic body in a pair of tight, black leather pants and matching Adidas Superstar sneakers. She strutted down the street, confident in her sexuality and unafraid to be herself.

People stared as she walked by, impressed by her boldness and unapologetic attitude. She knew she looked good, and she wasn't afraid to show it off. She walked into her favorite sports bar and ordered a beer, feeling proud of her confident and assertive nature.

As she sat at the bar, a group of guys started hitting on her, but she was quick to shut them down. She wasn't interested in their lame pickup lines, and she made it clear that she was in control of her own life and didn't need a man to validate her.

Samantha continued to live her life on her own terms, never apologizing for who she was and always standing up for herself. She was a true tomboy, assertive and rebellious, and she loved every moment of it.

"Tell about her long fit legs and perky butt"

ChatGPT response:

Samantha's long, fit legs were the result of years of hard work and dedication to sports. She loved to run and play soccer, and it showed in her toned and muscular legs. Her perky butt was the envy of many of her friends, and she often received compliments on it from admiring onlookers.

She was proud of her athletic body and wasn't afraid to show it off in tight, fitting clothing. She loved wearing short shorts and tight pants that showed off her long legs and perky butt, and she often received admiring glances from both men and women alike.

Samantha was confident in her sexuality and didn't shy away from flaunting her body. She loved the way she looked and was unapologetic about it, always standing up for herself and refusing to conform to society's expectations of what a woman should look like. She was a true tomboy, assertive and rebellious, and she wouldn't have it any other way.

"Tell about when she surprised her boyfriend sitting on the balcony wearing only a leather jacket and a pair of dope Nike Jordan sneakers"

ChatGPT response:

Samantha's boyfriend, Jake, was in for a surprise when he came home from work one day to find her sitting on the balcony wearing only a leather jacket and a pair of dope Nike Jordan sneakers. She had a sly grin on her face as she watched him approach, knowing that he would be shocked by her boldness.

Jake was speechless as he took in the sight of her toned and athletic body, barely covered by the leather jacket. He could see the outline of her perky butt and long legs through the tight material, and he was mesmerized by her confidence and assertiveness.

Samantha stood up and strutted over to him, wrapping her arms around his neck and pulling him in for a kiss. She loved the way he looked at her, full of admiration and desire, and she reveled in the power she held over him.

Jake couldn't resist her, and he quickly forgot about his surprise at seeing her on the balcony. Instead, he focused on the beautiful and confident woman in front of him, and he knew that he was lucky to have her in his life.

Samantha was a true tomboy, assertive and rebellious, and she loved to show off her athletic body and strong personality. She was a force to be reckoned with, and Jake was grateful to have her by his side.

Okay, that one was pretty good. Like it :)

"Tell about her teasing her boyfriend in the grocery store with her perky butt in a pair of snug fit denim shorts , glasses, and a pair of dope adidas sneakers"

ChatGPT response:

Samantha loved to tease her boyfriend, Jake, and she often found ways to playfully flirt with him in public. One day, as they were walking through the grocery store, she decided to have some fun. She was wearing a pair of snug-fitting denim shorts that showed off her perky butt, along with a pair of glasses and a pair of dope Adidas sneakers.

As they walked down the aisles, Samantha would slyly glance back at Jake and give him a little wiggle of her hips. She knew he was watching, and she loved the way his eyes would light up whenever she did it.

Jake would play along, pretending to be annoyed by her antics, but she could see the desire in his eyes. He loved her playful nature and her confidence, and he enjoyed the little games they played together.

As they reached the checkout, Samantha leaned over to grab a candy bar from the shelf, giving Jake a perfect view of her perky butt in the snug-fitting denim shorts. She grinned as she straightened up, knowing that she had successfully teased him once again.

Samantha was a true tomboy, assertive and rebellious, and she loved to playfully flirt with her boyfriend in public. She was confident in her sexuality and unafraid to be herself, and Jake adored her for it.

Wow, great. She's beginning to knock me out. Well, in fact, this is already pretty close to the woman of my wet dreams :D

Okay, let's challenge both myself and the bot with the last one here.

"tell a story about Samantha and her best friend working as models. They send a photo of them wearing only Nike Jordans sneakers and g-strings to Jake to tease him, because they know he'll get very aroused by that"

ChatGPT response:

Samantha and her best friend, Mia, were both successful models, known for their toned and athletic bodies. They loved showing off their bodies in photo shoots and runway shows, and they always enjoyed pushing the boundaries and being a little daring.

One day, they decided to have some fun and tease Samantha's boyfriend, Jake. They took a photo of themselves wearing only Nike Jordan sneakers and g-strings, and sent it to him with the caption "Thinking of you".

Jake was instantly aroused by the photo, and he couldn't stop staring at it. He loved the way Samantha and Mia looked, with their toned and muscular bodies barely covered by the tiny g-strings. He knew they were doing it to tease him, but he couldn't help but be turned on by it.

Samantha and Mia laughed as they watched Jake's reaction, knowing that they had successfully teased him. They loved being able to playfully flirt with him, and they enjoyed the power they had over him.

As professional models, Samantha and Mia were used to showing off their bodies, but they loved the way Jake reacted to this particular photo. It made them feel sexy and desired, and they loved the way it made them feel. They were confident in their sexuality and unafraid to be themselves, and Jake adored them for it.

"Can you make it more kinky and change Jake to Jesper?"

ChatGPT response:

Samantha and Mia were both working as models and loving every minute of it. They had always been confident in their bodies and unafraid to show them off, and they loved being able to showcase their athletic figures on the runway and in photo shoots.

One day, they decided to have some fun and tease Samantha's boyfriend, Jesper, with a photo of them wearing only Nike Jordan sneakers and g-strings. They knew that he would get very aroused by the sight of their toned and muscular bodies, and they couldn't wait to see his reaction.

They posed seductively for the camera, showing off their long legs and perky butts in the skimpy clothing. They were grinning mischievously as they snapped the photo, knowing that they were going to drive Jesper wild with desire.

But they wanted to take things a step further, so they added a kinky twist to the photo. They grabbed a pair of handcuffs and draped them over their shoulders, grinning wickedly at the camera. They knew that this would drive Jesper absolutely wild, and they couldn't wait to see his reaction.

They sent the photo to Jesper, along with a teasing message telling him how much they were looking forward to seeing him later that night. They could almost hear his gasp of surprise as he saw the photo, and they laughed to themselves as they imagined the look on his face.

Samantha and Mia were confident and assertive women, unafraid to show off their bodies and tease the men in their lives. They loved being able to playfully flirt and have fun, and they knew that Jesper would be more than happy to join in on their kinky games.

"Can you change the teasing message to something more assertive and kinky?"

They sent the photo to Jesper, along with a teasing message that said, "We can't wait to see you later tonight, Jesper. We have some kinky plans in mind for you, and we hope you're ready to be our plaything. Don't disappoint us, or there will be consequences."

They knew that Jesper would be more than happy to join in on their kinky games, and they couldn't wait to see the look of desire on his face when he saw the photo and read their message. They were confident and assertive women, unafraid to show off their bodies and tease the men in their lives, and they loved every moment of it.

OMG - I can't stop, but force my self to do it now. This new technology might turn out to be more addicting that porn :)

You can keep tailoring the story and create variations (by using the retry function) until you get the bot to go down the path you like. And you don't really know where the rabbit hole goes, only that it gets beter and more exciting. It's amazing.

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My first try using ChatGPT to create a softcore erotic story (featuring an assertive woman in a skintight latex catsuit 🙂)

I’m a geek and have been programming and following AI research for many years. So, of course I looked into OpenAI’s newest artificial intelligence chatbot known as ChatGPT. What distinct it from many of the previous AI algorithms is its ability to remember previous conversations and generate impressively well-written stories.

Playing with it at work, we got it to create some really impressive elevator pitch and sales material related to a technical product of ours. Being very impressed with that, I was secretly wondering if it would be able to create an erotic story tailored to some of my wicked fantasies 🙂

So the day came, and I decided to try it out. Was a bit excited if OpenAI would block such an attempt, but it only showed a warning at some point when the story got hotter. Also, telling a bot about your kinky desires was a bit scary. On the other hand, I was excited to see if the bot could sweep off my feet.

One of my favorite fantasies is that of an assertive woman in a kinky catsuit. So, I decided to try to get ChatGPT to create such a story.

My first ChatGPT input:

“Tell er story about a confident girl who teased her boyfriend by texting him a picture of herself in a kinky latex catsuit”

The first ChatGPT response:

Once there was a confident girl named Rebecca who loved to tease her boyfriend, Jack, with playful texts and pictures. She had a mischievous streak and loved to surprise him with unexpected messages and photos.

One day, Rebecca decided to send Jack a picture of herself wearing a kinky latex catsuit. She knew he would be shocked and aroused by the sight of her in the tight, shiny outfit, and she couldn't wait to see his reaction.

Rebecca posed seductively in the catsuit, showing off her curves and flaunting her figure. She snapped a quick picture and sent it to Jack with a cheeky message: "What do you think of my new outfit? 😉"

To her delight, Jack's response was exactly what she was hoping for. He was shocked and excited by the picture, and he couldn't stop texting her back with messages of admiration and desire.

Rebecca enjoyed the thrill of teasing and tempting her boyfriend, and she knew that he loved her confidence and playfulness. She continued to send him flirty messages and pictures, always keeping him on his toes and making him crave her even more.

As the relationship progressed, Rebecca and Jack grew closer and more in love. They continued to have fun and play games with each other, and Rebecca's confidence and boldness only grew stronger. She knew that she had found her perfect match in Jack, and she was grateful for the playful and exciting relationship they shared.

Wow - that is already really impressive. I deliberately gave the bot a bunch of hints about my desires, which the algorithm easily processed, almost like it was reading my mind. Pretty amazing and a bit scary too 🙂

Then I continued to play with the bot, getting it to alter the story in different ways. The different immediate versions are not shown here, but here’s the list of inputs I gave the bot resulting in the final story.

“Can you make the story more kinky?”

“Can you change the pair of heels to a pair of all-white Nike Air force sneakers?”

“Can you remove the toys and spanking?”

“Change tease him with fingers to edge him”

“Can you add some dirty talk?”

“Can you add that she has a perky sporty butt?”

The ChatGPT response after the above inputs:

Once there was a confident girl named Rebecca who loved to explore her kinky side with her boyfriend, Jack. She had a wild and adventurous spirit, and she loved pushing the boundaries in their relationship.

Rebecca was known for her sporty, athletic figure, and she was proud of her toned and muscular body. She especially loved showing off her perky and shapely butt, which she worked hard to maintain with regular exercise and healthy eating.

One day, Rebecca decided to surprise Jack by sending him a picture of herself wearing a kinky latex catsuit. She knew he had a fetish for latex and would be turned on by the sight of her in the tight, shiny outfit, particularly because it would showcase her fabulous butt.

Rebecca posed seductively in the catsuit, showing off her curves and flaunting her figure. She was wearing a pair of all-white Nike Air Force sneakers, which added to the sleek and sexy look of her outfit. She snapped a quick picture and sent it to Jack with a provocative message: "I'm all dressed up and ready to play. Are you ready to be my submissive tonight? 😉"

To her delight, Jack was instantly aroused by the picture and couldn't wait to see her in person. He eagerly replied to her message, telling her how much he desired her and how he was ready to fulfill her every fantasy.

Rebecca was thrilled by the thought of dominating Jack and making him submit to her will. She told him to come over to her place as soon as possible.

When Jack arrived, Rebecca was waiting for him in the bedroom, wearing nothing but the latex catsuit and her Nike sneakers. She ordered him to get on his knees and crawl over to her, and she gave him a stern look as he obeyed her commands.

Rebecca then proceeded to take control of the situation, using her knowledge of BDSM to tease and torment Jack in the most pleasurable ways. She tied him up and began to edge him, making him beg for release. As she did, she whispered dirty talk in his ear, telling him how much she wanted to dominate him and make him hers. She emphasized how much she loved showing off her perky and sporty butt, and how much she enjoyed feeling Jack's hands on her tight and toned cheeks.

Jack was completely enthralled by Rebecca's words, and he couldn't resist her seductive tone. He begged her to release him, and she finally gave in, allowing him to climax in her arms.

As the night went on, Rebecca and Jack lost themselves in their kinky fantasy world, exploring their deepest desires and pushing each other to new heights of pleasure. They were completely in sync, and they knew that they had found their perfect match in each other.

In the end, Rebecca and Jack were both exhausted and satisfied, knowing that they had shared an incredible and unforgettable experience. They fell asleep in each other's arms, dreaming of the many kinky adventures they would have in the future.

Wow - that's awesome! I'm defiantly going to role play some more with that bot :)

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Women rocking Jordans (and other types of retro/vintage sneakers) makes me weak in the knees

Now, I don’t have a foot fetish. Also, don’t have a sneakers fetish per se - i.e. get aroused by the shoes themselves. However, I’m totally knocked out by women who dress up in edgy outfits featuring certain types of sneakers and rebellious clothing items - i.e. vintage/retro type of baddie outfits featuring a pair of dope sneakers. Despite harmless, a fetish that has haunted me since childhood. I’m really addicted to this stuff. Women in badass sneakerhead outfits is my kryptonite, which has led to quite a few embarrassing moments in my life.

Imagine being all set up to roll out your best elevator pitch, explaining how your company is going to help a customer fix all their IT integration challenges, and then some pretty little geek with glasses, form-fitted “see my badass curves” clothes, and a pair of dope special edition Jordan sneakers enters the meeting room. Okay, I can normally handle that, if I try hard. However, if the baddie also turns out to be a bit assertive and has brains, then I cannot help transform from a confident entrepreneur into a tongue-tied, slack-jawed dork in seconds. Can you imagine how embarrassing that is?

Here's some dope Jordan outfits, that I find super badass and sexy:

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OMG - this is a grown up version of my childhood crush :)

Tough looking with leather from top to toe, and a pair of worn out AF1’s. Yeah, that must be her 😂

Actually the childhood girl I’m talking about was not my crush, but she had a crush on me at some point. I was immature at that time, and did not consider her girlfriend material at all. However, as some of the posts in this blog describe, she unconsciously brainwashed me in many ways with her rough-and-tough traits and badass clothing style.

Now, the reason this photo reminds me of her is the worn out Nike Air Force sneakers. It was her favorite pair of kicks for a long time. I clearly remember her saying she could kill to get a pair of these sneakers, when she saw them for the first time in some movie that I cannot remember. She didn't kill anyone though, but worked hard at some burger bar to afford them. I remember she felt so cool and proud when she finally got them. However, being a tomboy they came to look like the one in the photo after some weeks. Now, she still loved them and kept using them until they fell apart.

Sounds ridiculous, I know. But you have no idea who many times this girl teased me sexually, while she had on these sneakers in combination with all kinds of rebellious outfits she liked. In the start I was like WTF are you doing - stop this! Then I got used to it. Lastly, I liked it. The sneakers somehow got imprinted in my sexual mindset as the ultimate “bad girl” sneakers.

Now, she also liked to wear leather sometimes - wanting to be a rock chick, punker etc. It was not real leather, but some PU-leather pants and skirt she had. When she took on the mini skirt, net stockings, and her bling bling, I recall her mom complaining that she looked like a prostitute. But she did not care, and her mom just shook her head and let her do it.

Anyway, I really find that kind of toned down badass outfit, as shown in the photo, awesomely badass and sexy. I love it!

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The reason I find female sneakerheads attractive is a girl from childhood

Now, I don’t have a foot fetish, shoe fetish, or anything like that. But female sneakerheads, who have some baddie aesthetic skills can truly knock me out.

The reason for this is a girl I hung out with as young. She was a pretty and tomboy-ish rebel that liked punk, hip hop culture, sneakers and that kind of stuff.

Being a couple of years younger than her, I did not understand what was going on in her cuckoo teenager brain. At some point she got a crush on me, for some unknown reason. I remember founding it weird, because I was immature and younger than her. Also, I was annoyed that she wanted to grope and kiss me all the time. Sometimes she held me with the help from her friend, sat on me, and forced me to kiss her.

Being afraid of what she would do to me, I complained to her hippie teacher parents. But they just laughed and said their sweet daughter would never do anything to me. After that episode she proudly told me that I was wasting my time, because she owned both her parents and me. Despite finding that a bit scary, I also found it quite impressive and cool that she was so good at social engineering. As my mom said, she was an astonishingly pretty, intelligent, and spoiled little devil. Her look and style was a lot like the girl in the photo.

I remember beginning to like her streetwise sneakerhead style one day in the school gym, where we tumbled and she pressed her body against mine and kissed me. This while she wore some small denim shorts, that I found quite sexy, and a pair of Nike Air sneakers that she was very proud of. Despite still being sexually immature, something happened to me that day. I began to like her naughty traits, clothing style, and warm little butt quite a bit.

Regarding sneakers, I’m pretty sure this girl is the reason my brain got wired to find women who wear dope sneakers and rebellious outfits the most attractive. Every time I see a pretty woman in a pair of retro sneakers, I still get this butterfly feeling in my stomach. Just like some men love heels (which I don’t find particular arousing), I love a woman in a pair of dope kicks. The girl basically brainwashed me into liking pretty tomboys with an attitude. Not sure, if I should thank her for that, or sue her :)

The type of female sneakerhead I crave today

Karrueche Tran (above) is a grown up woman, even though she looks quite young in this photo. It’s a good example of what knocks me out today. Now, I don't know much about her, but she seems like a woman that is fun, geeky and refuses to grow up. She loves sneakers and flaunting her little badass body in some outfit that women typically stop wearing when they get older. She’s not that tall, and doesn't have a supermodel body. However, she’s naughty, self confident, and proud of her body it seems. The cherry on top is her ability to dress up in awesome dope Jordan outfits like this. That’s just drop dead sexy irresistible to me.

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Rebel butts in tight clothes can drive me crazy

“Jesper, don’t be shy. Go grab my butt! It’s so round, warm and delicious. I know you like to squeeze and bite it :)”

A girl I played with as a child literally said stuff like that to me. Even when her parents were around, she teased me like that. I always got very embarrassed and red in my face, which she found cute and amusing.

She was in her teenage rebel period, and I was a couple of years younger, so the game was a bit unfair. Had it been the other way around - i.e. me being the oldest teasing her like that - I guess parents would have stopped it. However, they found our play cute and innocent, which it was. But still this girl's behavior and clothing style unconsciously formed my sexuality.

Now, most men are drawn to a woman's heinie. Nothing unusual here. So, I cannot blame a girl from childhood for that. However, my obsession is unfortunately not just that of liking a woman's behind.

Since childhood, I've been a sucker for women showing off their butts in sexy tight clothes. Snug fit leather pants, leggings, skinny jeans, spandex outfits, catsuits, small shorts etc. It all drives me crazy!

Jenny McCarthy (photo above) was one of the supermodels of my childhood. I remember some boys talked about her being sexy, but I didn't really understand what they meant by that. Also, they talked about her tits, and I just didn't get it. However, then one day I saw the above photo of her posing in blue leather pants and was blown away. I'm not kidding, it was like a switch being turned on. I suddenly felt that women and their butts were very unbelievably naughty and sexy, but it only worked effectively if they were dressed up in some tight clothes.

I felt like a freak and did not tell anyone about my butt in tight clothes kink, not that I knew what kinks and fetishes were anyway at that time.

Why do I like this stuff so much?

As a child, I asked myself that many times. It was not fun to be the "only one" not aroused by the dusty porn movie found in your brother or sister's hidden place. Why did the spandex wrapped workout woman in the MTV commercial turn me on so much, but not a naked Cindy Crawford (unless she was wearing some tight shorts or pants)?

Hmmm... Well, I used to play with some girl who loved to dress up in small denim short or tight rock-chick PU-leather pants all the time. Then they tumbled with me, sat on me, made me kiss their butts etc. Maybe it has something to do with it? :)

As a pre-teen your limbic subsystem is trying hard to program you to do the right thing. In the case of boys, that would be routines to help identify a female and prepare for mating and reproduction in a reliable and efficient way. But god/nature is a very old programmer, that is given a very hard job to accomplish. I mean, you have a gene, a DNA, and in that you need to create a bootstrap routine capable of quickly identifying a female that is healthy and fertile in an environment you have no idea what will look like. So, of course, bugs and glitches will occur.

In my case the identify-female subroutine was pretty successful. I was late to get interested in girls, but when it happened my brain began to use around 25% of its CPU cycles to scan for females. So, that part worked, a little too good in fact.

I would like to make a complaint to my programmer though. A lot of embarrassing visual cues and fantasies were included in the package that I didn't ask for. Okay, I played with some cuckoo girls of hippie teachers that dressed up in clothes that not even a prostitute would wear. Okay, they were a bit assertive, tomboyish and not a typical girl you mom would find sweet and lovely. But why on earth did you program me to crave such “bad girls” only?

The perfect girlfriend, and I blew it

In school, I managed to get the sweetest and most beautiful girl in the class as my girlfriend. She was elegant, lovely, polite, you name it. She liked me a lot. I liked her a lot. But we just sat there and looked at each other, and had no idea what to do. She was a bit shy, and I was a bit shy also. We had no shared interests at all. She liked classical music, I liked punk, rock etc. She was very behaved, I like to rebel against all authority. She was the teacher's darling, I was the teacher's nightmare.

Not long, and I began to miss my rebel tomboy friends a lot. Missed their assertiveness, rebelliousness and nerdy capabilities. Missed that they didn't care that I was shy with my sexuality, and just found it cute and an opportunity to tease me. Missed their posing in slutty outfits, making me blush and very embarrassed that I liked it. Missed their small butts tightly wrapped in PU-leather shorts, skirt, leggings, denim shorts etc. Missed their raw and sexy tomboyish style with band t-shirts, worn out Air Forces, and punk-rock bling bling accessories. OMG, I knew what had happened to me. I could never be really attracted to a “normal” sweet girl. I was doomed 🙂

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Lisa from Weird Science turned me on as a kid

I think around 14 years old, I was watching the movie ‘Weird Science’ featuring Kelly LeBrock on TV with a friend, and got butterflies in my stomach like I had never tried before.

Kelly LeBrock played this intelligent and hot woman created by two nerds by means of a computer simulation and some frankenstein-inspired doll experiment. The superwoman Lisa was born, and for some reason I just loved her assertive, rebellious and sexy style.

Recall specifically being knocked out by the gym scene a lot. The badass style combined with a skin tight gym outfit and a pair of dope Nike sneakers was sending kilowatts of electricity down my spinal cord.

Felt like a freak

That this Lisa character could rev up my hormones so much, really surprised me. I felt like a freak. Why did the usual naked porn magazine woman not turn me on, but some “older” woman (at least compared to me at that time) in some ridiculous outfit did?

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I’m into badass “bitches” with brains

The most sexy woman I can think of is a rough-and-tough looking “little bitch” that is a bit geeky, rebellious and kinky in her behavior. An assertive, strong and intelligent woman with an edgy clothing style is no doubt the most irresistible woman of my dreams and fantasies.

With kinky I mean someone who enjoys role playing and has naughty fantasies. A woman with brains that knows that men are programmed to objectify women. She uses it as a tool to put a spell on her man, getting all her wishes and sexual fantasies fulfilled as well.

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The Stripper

A stripper at a Christmas party - are you kidding me?

Danes have this tradition to gather together in so-called “Julefrokost” (Christmas lunch) parties in December. Basically all companies in Denmark host an annual Julefrokost party. Beside that, such parties are also held among family and friend groups. Main ingredients are a lot of food (various Danish Christmas dishes), snaps (Danish liquor), beers, and sometimes also a stripper.

If we’re talking about a bigger company, then you’ll never see a stripper. That said, I’ve experienced a stripper in a small tech company once. But it was only because no woman attended the company Christmas party that year. It’s typical in men-only or female-only parties a stripper will be hired. Yes, women in Denmark also hire a stripper sometimes.

Oh no, not some stripper again

Now, when someone gets this great idea to hire a stripper at 2 o'clock in the night, I always quietly think: Oh no, not again. The strip show performed is always so cliche-ish, boring, and the stripper is never my type anyway. Sure, I’ve seen strippers who were professional, good looking and naughty. But in the 20 years I've been exposed to strippers, no one knocked me out yet. That is, until the other day.

Didn't know she was a stripper

I stumbled into her when she arrived. At first sight, I thought she was a girlfriend or wife of some of the other people at the party. Lucky she wasn't, because I was embarrassingly slack-jawed by her 😮 Everything about her were just me. A little baddie with a naughty smile and badass sporty look that just knocked me out immediately I saw her.

She had an athletic petite body, dark hair, brown eyes, some Asian traits, and was wearing a cool sporty street outfit. I remember she had a cap, some leggings, and a crop top alike the photo above. As the cherry on the top she had a pair of special edition Jordans 3 Katrina on, tied like a true sneakerhead - i.e. shoelaces hidden etc. A pretty casual outfit, but nevertheless drop dead sexy, if you ask me. What can I say, I’m a geek and just love when women geek into their baddie outfits. Especially female sneakerheads that enjoy rocking in some vintage/retro type of baddie outfit can put a spell on me with ease :)

Her face and eyes was unbelievable seducing

She had a pretty face, and her eyes were breathtaking. Beautiful, but at the same time seductive, mysterious, wild, and dangerous like the mermaids in the pirates of Caribbean movie. I felt she looked at me with some kind of luring pervy smile, like she was into torturing shy geeks before eating them alive and her next prey was me! Also remember thinking to myself, that I’m being ridiculous and should not have been drinking all these snaps.

So, I stumbled: “Hi… who are you looking for?”

She smiled and asked for my friend. I found out she was a stripper he had ordered, which was very relieving. She’ll do her stuff and soon leave again - good! I mean, getting a slack-jawed crush on a stripper is not that dangerous. You just don’t want to do such a thing to a friend's girlfriend or wife, that would have been extremely embarrassing.

I mean, despite my attempt to hide it, I’m pretty sure being swept off my feet was very obvious to her. It’s hard to hide when kilowatts of electricity go down your spinal cord.

Where can I change?

She asked me. While my friend tried to figure it out, she curiously asked a bit about the place and what kind of people we were. I could hear she was a smart girl, and also a bit assertive in her traits, which knocked me out even more.

Then she asked me who’s going to sit on the chair? While I answered: “ohhh…. well… not me…” my friend came to rescue and said he’d do it. He knows I’m normally not that fond of strippers and is a bit shy.

She said ok, and went out to change her clothes. In the meantime, I quickly found a secure place at the bar a good distance away from where she was going to do her show. I was worried that she might take advantage of me being the shy geek completely knocked out by her two seconds after she arrived. Say an easy prey to tease in her show. However, my rational brain kept telling me that she’s just a stripper that happend to look a bit naughty. She just has to do her boring stripper show, and then finish.

However, to be sure I found this spot at the bar, behind two other people sitting at the bar as well. She would never bother to go there. I guess you can hear where this is going.

The Show

Finally she arrived, and was wearing some kinky latex outfit. Imagine a baddie like in the first couple of photos with an oiled body wrapped in some ultra tight latex parts and top. I was like WTF, is she really is some kinkster? OMG - hopefully she’s not going to approach me 😲

She had a flogger, and gave my friend a lesson with it while he was sitting on the chair. She gave him a naughty lap dance thing. It was kind of innocent stuff, but she was really naughty and seemed to enjoy playing some sexy mistress. I could see that it was not only me who was very a bit surprised and scared of her, but in a good way.

Beside her kinky outfit, I was really turned on by her assertive and dominant behaviour. I tried hard not to show, but then she suddenly looked directly at me across the room. I was like no no no, don’t come here - but of course she did. She went past the other people sitting in the bar and directly to me. I was like OMG, this is so embarrassing. Help me, this woman is going to kill me.

First she rubbed her fit little perky butt against my crotch. She then took one of my hands and forced it down to grab and spank her behind a bit. Then she turned around and moved so close to me I could feel her breast and whole body pressing against mine. She put her finger under my chin lifting my face making me look at her, while she tortured me with her naughty devil eyes. Like she was saying: “So, you thought you could escape me? Don’t you ever underestimate me again! I can read all your dirty thoughts with ease, and now you’re my sex slave and I’m going to slowly torture you in perverted ways until I’m satisfied”. Well, she did not say that. She didn't have to. Lastly she grabbed my hair and pressed my face down into her oily tits sitting firmly in her latex top.

She annoyed one more guy, and the show was over. After having changed back to her baddie outfit, she asked if the show was good.

OMG I really loved it! It was the most mind-blowing sexy shit I’ve ever experienced in my life.

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