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I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

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AI this AI that. i don’t care. call me when they invent a strap you can feel

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every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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O yo is it monster fucker hours. Anyway uhhh. Paracelsus guilty gear. He's not the anime girl (that's his wife) hes the. other one.

i feel like this is the most psychologically revealing thing someone has ever said to me. if there were a room of 100 people and i only knew this about you, i could laser target exactly who you were with devastating precision.

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static

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Do you ever forget that you have a gender to most people….. meaning that random people at the grocery store see me as a woman and not just a little internet guy

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I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

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They're going crazy on LinkedIn

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in the meat timeline, they lost the embodiment of breath, the aspect of freedom, thus the narrative binds them to the narrators wishes, twisting them to his desires

in the candy timeline, they lost the embodiment of heart, the aspect of the soul. they lose their sense of self, becoming more and more detached from who they are as a person

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i love when fragrantica reviews feel like someone just started talking to me while we wait for the bus and then when it comes it turns out they weren't even getting on the bus and they just walk away

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this is such a specific intersection of 3 of my favorite things, i’m kinda obsessed

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I’m a teacher assistant for spanish grammar and the professor was explaining epícenos (single gendered words that encompass masculine and feminine beings) and he was using iguana as an example and he said: “there is only one gender… iguana” and i had to mute my microphone

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