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The Princess trades not in perfidy, for any deception would imply a weakness in its ability to execute its will. A Princess soeaks only truth, for when a princess speaks, whatever truths you thought you knew will be replaced. It is a font of understanding and its wisdom flows only downstream, do you understand?
Thus when you draw attention to its typos, your attempts to be CRUEL are not only ineffective, but will cause significant and, frankly, irresponsible degree of linguistic drift.
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they don't teach us about famous usamericans in swedish schools okay the moderates have underfunded our public schools
how the FUCK do you mix up CHRIS DORNER and CHAD WARDEN
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I love Stardew Valley, it's such a comfortable game to play, but the plot feels a little light at times. I bet it would be more compelling if the farmer had amnesia, crippling substance dependence and was suffering so much mental degradation that he thought his clothes were speaking to him.
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I say weird shit and have incredible tits
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what's worrisome is that everyone has more or less the same primordial version of history these days when you look into mainstream discourses, just like putin. ukrainians say they're actually the real inheritors of kievan rus, the russians are asiatic barbarians. israelis say they have a 2,000-year-old biblical claim to the land. azeris and armenians go back and forth over who has lived in the caucasus since time immemorial. china says taiwan was always chinese and pulls out 17th century fishing maps for the south china sea. and so on, and so forth, none of this broaches the fact that the real problem here is that people are getting bombed, tortured, and raped in the name of these pathetic fantasies, not the veracity of the claims
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Opened insta reels for the first time in months and I think it might literally be hell
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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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putting the angel girl underneath a glass table and dragging her around by her halo thats sitting on top like a magnet
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i said this was going to happen like four years ago (and then three, and two, etc.) and EVERYONE gave me shit about it. i fucking told you it was going to happen!
the essence of being a leftist is as always people getting mad at you for being correct too early
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Everyone shut up! It’s the ten year anniversary

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hey man it was wonderful to giggle with you tonight…
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I need to know what these things are
#prev asked me to send this purely based on sound#and i told her ''you'll never guess the visual that goes with this''#video
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one time I got in a twitter argument I didn't really have any investment in so I drew an mspaint doodle of myself as christ on the cross and for some reason that didn't deescalate the argument
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