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That just means they can't hit you. Hoisted by their own petard.

Sometimes I just want to take indie game developers by the shoulders and be like, dude, the reason big, chunky pixel art is so popular in precision platformers is because having movement and collision snap to a relatively coarse grid makes it easy to sight-read the hitboxes. It's not just for show. If your precision platformer uses chunky pixel art but doesn't have movement and collision snap to the grid, you've fundamentally misunderstood the functional reasons for your aesthetic choices. You want me to make pixel-perfect jumps in an engine where whether or not I get spiked depends on sub-pixel bullshit? Fuck off.

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>"nobody's gonna help you in the real world!!"

>go outside

>love and support in many places as long you have the courage to ask for it

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I'd Learn More about pied oystercatcher (Haematopus longirostris.)

"we took porn off tumblr for more lucrative advertising" like this you mean

"post plus" pay me to have to look at these

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angel halo doodles

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check the positioning of the comma

If you reblog this, in the next 30 seconds you will become a dragon.

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trans women: ugh i'm so tired of being seen as a disgusting worthless sex object

50% of people: aww don't worry i see you as a desireable sex object <3

other 50% of people: i just combed through your social media account and found out you have expressed sexuality several times before, even as recently as just last week. if you're not gonna be perfectly chaste and completely repress this emotion that most people have then you can't expect people not to see you as a sex object. you basically are one anyways

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"My type?" The moms of 12 year olds who annoy me in shooters.

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i feel like this is exactly how i sound when i post on here

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also monogamy is just weird to me i guess. its one thing if you simply don't have the emotional bandwidth to nurture multiple romantic or sexual connections (i barely do atp!) but like. imagine if we treated ANY other kind of relationship this way. you can only have one best friend. you can only have one sister. you can only have one mentor. and if you want to have more than one of any of these relationships it means you don't love the first person enough. like that's CRAZY! why is this sentiment applied so strongly to romance!

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if you make a special box in your head called "thoughts that aren't mine" and put every thought that doesn't feel like your own into that box. let's just say. something magical happens

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if you try to point at any of the various animal costumes i'm pushing you into a lake btw

nintendo should give mario a canon fursona

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nintendo should give mario a canon fursona

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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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callout post

Philip Banks wants to:

empty the banks

fill our streets with banks

run a bank-making operation out of his banks