at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life
at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation
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i like @pocketss scavenger :3
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Grażyna Smalej (Polish,b.1976)
Listening to the Sun, 2023
oil on canvas
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INCREDIBLY SPECIAL DAY TODAY LADS! Our Good and Gracious Queen, Professor Butterscotch, has graced us with her presence for 12 YEARS as of today!
She was given many delicious snacks from a big bag of freeze-dried chicken breast (her favorite). Long may she reign.
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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
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my dear maple
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my dear maple
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falin again haha
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baby boy. baby.
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Mutuals are a lot like cats in that you kinda have to harmlessly pester and annoy them sometimes
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