redactedgoose
redactedgoose
the horrors
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I'm Huxley, they/them, it/its. 24. cats love me, cishets fear me. lately in my life i have been spending a lot of energy trying to figure out my symptom disordersI write a lot of fics. Please ask me about them!
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redactedgoose · 3 hours ago
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yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*
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redactedgoose · 3 hours ago
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so true
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redactedgoose · 22 hours ago
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redactedgoose · 23 hours ago
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this is about procrastinating. or executive dysfunction. i think
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redactedgoose · 23 hours ago
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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 
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spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
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redactedgoose · 1 day ago
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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...
but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu
this has been a psa
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redactedgoose · 2 days ago
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If you see someone with a really bad fandom take, I’m begging you to open your emails and write a strongly worded missive to your local government official about something bad happening in your community or country.
If you’re in Canada you could email a rep about concerns about Elon musk interfering in our next federal election.
If you’re in the US the list is endless.
If you’re in the UK you could email about trans health care.
If you’re in Australia, what about dental care in Medicare?
If you’re in Europe, look into some EU initiatives of particular concern. Perhaps something to do with nature and biodiversity? Idk
Just today I emailed my local mla about coal mining in the Rocky Mountains and tomorrow I’m going to pick something else and do it again
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redactedgoose · 2 days ago
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redactedgoose · 2 days ago
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Proposal for new fandom etiquette:
If you read a fic because it was linked/recced somewhere, you leave a comment saying "came from XXX" and that comment doesn't need to include anything else.
Because when all of a sudden there's a lot of activity on one particular fic I WANNA KNOW WHY!!!!!
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redactedgoose · 2 days ago
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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redactedgoose · 2 days ago
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I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.
Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"
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redactedgoose · 3 days ago
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SHOOTING CIVILLIANS POINT BLANK. SHE WAS TRYING TO GET HOME AND THEY SHOT HER FOR NO REASON. GET THIS FOOTAGE OUT!
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redactedgoose · 3 days ago
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do you ever draw something for yourself that’s so deliciously self-indulgent that you just sit there like
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[Image ID: 2 digital drawings of a short-haired person drawing on a tablet. In the first image they are looking at the screen and blushing pink. In the second image they are looking away from the screen and blushing more heavily, with the caption “…is this allowed?”. End ID]
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redactedgoose · 3 days ago
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sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared
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redactedgoose · 3 days ago
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I think we all need some soup right now. Reblog to give prev a bowl of their favourite soup.
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redactedgoose · 4 days ago
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I can't do much but maybe this will interest someone. This cookbook is by a classically trained autistic chef, made for people with sensory issues. It's sold 1/6th of its initial run because apparently no one wants to have an autistic person interviewed on TV.
Apparently it's also very funny.
Spread this around! I bet someone here can use this.
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redactedgoose · 4 days ago
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NEVER GIVE UP
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