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"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked captain janeway and she said shes blowing up the ship :/
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got scolded for drinking coffee in front of god :-/
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The New Yorker July 20, 1957 cover artist: Arthur Getz
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I love when a Starfleet Captain has a secret extra talent beyond the normal diplomacy and tactical ability. Like, Janeway can science. Archer can fly. Picard can fuck. It’s like a little treat.
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More Star Wars as text posts because I was bored ✨










part 1 / part 3
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Congrats to Garazeb "Zeb" Orrelios for having the sheer audacity. Had a single life or death encounter with the enemy, proceeded to decide that was His Man, gave him exactly one (1) talking to about the dangers of fascism, and then promptly fucked off. Kallus is going to work everyday and having a full blown moral crisis meanwhile Zeb is hanging out and listening to his boombox. Most "if he knows what's good for him he'll fix himself." type nonsense. The swagger. The confidence. I could never.
And the best part of all of this is that it's going to work. He's going to snag the coveted award for Most Hands Off Man Rehabilitation since Leia Organa domesticated her husband.
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No i havent outgrown it because i had great taste at 7 years old
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His friends were astonished, and asked the reason for his tears. "Do you not think," said he, "it is matter for sorrow that while Alexander, at my age, was already king of so many peoples, I have as yet achieved no brilliant success? - Plutarch, Life of Caesar
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Star Wars really said "Anakin Skywalker had issues rooted in childhood trauma that was not his fault" but also "Anakin made his own choices as an adult for which he alone is responsible" but ALSO "In spite of the truly evil things he chose to do Anakin was still capable of being loved and redeemed" and I think that's important.
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