Adventures of a (possibly) redbone coonhound named Valkyrie. Main: two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat
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An update actually!! Black mouth cur IS in embarks database now. I was wrong lol.
So if she is black mouth cur it will show up
Last I checked like...a month ago? They didn't have black mouth cur in their database.
.....people do realize that not every dog with a black mask is a black mouth cur right?
People: *sees a black masked german shepherd* "A BLACK MOUTH CUR"
Look at my 2 black mouth curs, guys

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Yeah, basically. Val technically COULD be considered one.
But people on reddit will apply it to any dog with black masking. Including dogs that are clearly a specific breed (like a German shepherd)
.....people do realize that not every dog with a black mask is a black mouth cur right?
People: *sees a black masked german shepherd* "A BLACK MOUTH CUR"
Look at my 2 black mouth curs, guys

#the thing is they act like its gonna show up on an embark test and its...not.#embark doesnt have enough data on black mouth curs as a specific breed#they are recognized by the ukc#mountain curs are in the embark database#black mouth curs are gonna come back and a mix of different breeds
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Does anyone else see different US regions as “coded” as specific seasons?
#new england -> fall#mid Atlantic -> winter#south -> summer#midwest -> spring#great plains -> summer#west -> summer#pacific northwest -> fall#alaska -> winter#hawaii -> summer#from the midwest. specifically kansas. which is probably why i went with spring instead of winter#winter sucks but its mild compared to northern parts of the midwest#especially with global warming#we had like 2 years of blizzards and below freezing temperatures for longer than a few days at a time when i was like 11 or 12#and havent had anything like that since#idk if spring is really accurate either i just like spring
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My dad took chewby over to his friends house with him and val is beside herself
Poor baby was howling and scratching at the door
And she was restless and pacing for a good 5 minutes after they left
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People on reddit also seem to think that val is a ridgeback
Which. She very well might be part ridgeback. Tho I have never seen one near where I live. Or in person at all for that matter. But I also haven't ever seen any coonhounds in person (I do frequently see mixes of them in shelters tho)
And she DOES look very similar in the face. But redbones and ridgebacks have very similar faces. And coloring. The only thing that makes her appear a little more ridgeback is her ears. Theyre much closer in length to ridgeback ears.
However. She doesn't have a ridge (not too surprising if she's a mix. Idk how strong that gene is) but ridgebacks are also known for being relatively quiet dogs. They only really bark to alert you.
Val barks constantly. Not to alert necessarily. At least not when people are outside like chewby does. But when chewby is hogging the toys? Or she loses at tug? Or chewby is ignoring her? Just. All the time lol.
Shes also a lot tinier than ridgebacks tend to be. Shes much closer to the smaller end of redbones. Obviously she could still get closer in size. She's only 4 months old (as of tomorrow if her birthday is accurate)
Her bark is also very coonhound
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I hope you don’t mind that Im only answering this part of your question, but it was a lot to reflect on and unpack.
I think the best way I can describe it is like…. You know how when you do a puzzle, and most people start with the border and work their way inwards?
I think that most people are just the border of a puzzle.
I can look at a crowd and kind of guess whose finished picture is a landscape, or a bunch of balloons, or a classical painting. The colours and shapes give an impression that makes everybody a tiny bit different.
But then like… a LOT of people are puzzles of, say, a field of white flowers. And I can only see the border, so I have to think of like… which borders have more flowers or more grass, more grass or more sky, etc, and whatever is in the middle isn’t even put together yet.
But if someone’s border has, say, something fluorescent yellow in the top left- that makes them easier to differentiate from all the other field-of-white-flowers puzzles. I can remember that. And then later if the bottom half of the puzzle is covered, I can still see the big spot of neon yellow at the top, and remember that no other field-of-white-flowers have that.
And then like…. The more I see them, or the more unique features the have like tattoos or scars or birthmarks or whatever, unique proportions or deformities or injuries or gaits- the more pieces are filled in. So I can retain more parts of the picture in my head
So now instead of just being another border of a puzzle of a field of white flowers, YOU are a windmill in a field of white flowers, or a castle in á valley of white flowers, or a mix of white and red flowers.
And if I see someone often enough for long enough, I get so many pieces in their ten-thousand-piece puzzle that even with a few gaps, I still know exactly who they are, and can still pick them out of a crowd. Because I’ve filled in enough of the picture to know what it is
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Like. These aren’t literal. I can SEE your whole face in front of me. I could draw your portrait while I looked at you.
But until I’ve been in consistent contact with you over several years, the first two sketches are how you exist in my head
And from what I’ve heard from other people with face blindness, it’s not even the same for everyone
Does this make sense?
#yeah yeah yeah#this is how i would describe it#not quite the same but yeah#mines gotten better with age#but its like#if i try to picture the face of someone i dont know very well its blurry#or just totally gone#sometimes i dont recognize someone til i hear their voice#but as a kid i didnt even always recognize my mom if i wasnt expecting to see her and especially if she'd changed#something about her appearance since i saw her last (hair sunglasses etc)#my great grandma ive always been able to recognize tho cuz shes had the same hair and worn the same clothes my whole life#same style glasses#one time my dad scared the absolute fuck out of me in middle school cuz he suddenly#decided to shave off all his facial hair in the middle of the night and had the hall light on#so i went out to investigate why the light was on just in time for a man id never seen before in my life to walk out of my bathroom#if hed been wearing his glasses it mightve helped but he was NOT
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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot
#OH GOOD#im directly in the middle of the worst of the type of heat im most sensitive to#AWESOME#and its gonna extend over my parents bbq#where im gonna be outside babysitting the dogs#and my parents are planning to have the ac off to discourage people from hanging out in the house#GREAT
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Puppy has discovered that carrots feel good on sore gums
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#would the ant also be destroyed?#ants arent indestructible#i feel like it would be fucking vaporized
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Puppy about to lose some teeth and keeps whining
It's making knowing if she needs to potty very difficult
#as i was writing this she peed on the floor even tho she JUST peed outside#puppy teething time is gonna be a pain
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Val has officially lost off leash in the backyard privileges
She had some spots she'd been pooping in the bushes or behind trees so she'd have snacks for later
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I took the dogs for another drive but it was a little too much for val
I shouldve turned around at the first mile marker at the lake but I pushed through and poor baby was stressed
Shes doing better now but gonna take a few steps back here
Practice getting into the car on her own and just sitting in it. Then maybe a short drive around the block. Then once she's doing OK with that we'll go back to the lake. Need to remember to take treats with me. Cuz right now the car is just scary and stressful
#chewby had a great time as always tho#also while we were driving back my car suddenly didnt want to accelerate and i had to pull into the dollar store#parking lot and park for a secone#and then it was fine???#my dads gonna check it out#but after that drive i was like “oh you gotta be fucking kidding me”
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