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Suddenly remembered that one time I was coming home from the Ren Faire dressed as OOT Zelda, and we stopped off to eat at iHop, and there was a dad with two little girls there. And mentally i was like 'hohoho perhaps the girls will be excited to see A Princess, as I would have at that age' but what happened instead was the dad saw me and his eyes went REALLY wide and he gasped and said "PRINCESS ZELDA??????"

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I saw someone on Twitter who drew an umamusume version of their childhood horse and I thought it was so cute so I wanted to try too. However I've never owned a horse and my childhood lesson horse was a 10 year old grey gelding named Big Ben who everyone at the barn dreaded being stuck with because he would constantly fart while walking around. So here's my umamusume version of him

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Well its cuz this is the first time Im hearing of it lol

How is there no Grand Theft Hamlet fanart, you guys love drawing that doomed Danish twink in insane situations?? Horatio is played by a woman in a pink bomber jacket, sexy underwear, and heels, and she starts the play by falling off a boat. They have the co-star acting like a museum guide leading them through the play to make the transition between in game locations feel more natural. After Hamlet fallows the ghost, which was fucking breathtaking btw, everyone dies because the blimp crashes. There's a trans actress! A guy in an alien costume reads a thematically relevant passage from the Qur'an from memorry as his audition and it made me cry!! Y'all gotta be drawing this shit wtf!!!

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Very whimsical scene on the train yesterday evening

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The children's show villain is a figure who sadly is not seen outside the children's show. There are few stock characters who as succinctly declare, from sheer stage presence, "the world is unloveable and it is painful to live here; that which delights mankind is like ash on my tongue" without being too fucking whiny about it.

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the teen titans powersets are so crazy because it’s like. girl whose father is the devil, from the bible. girl who can make the earth swallow you. alien princess with laser beams. boy who can do a backflip

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Fucking hate what the internet does when it gets hold of a new funney meme sex word and mutates it to the point that it always ends up being used to equate any degree of horniness with Scary Dangerous Pornbrained Sexual Deviancy™.

Like how "gooning" started as a word for a niche extreme masturbation fetish involving edging for a ridiculous number of hours at a time while blasting several forms of pornographic material at the same time (usually on a special dedicated porn-watching setup involving multiple screens and/or devices), before it got memed into being treated as a synonym for "masturbating" and now anyone who likes jerking off or expresses any degree of horniness is a "gooner" and you got people calling any art with any degree of sexual themes or subtext "gooner bait".

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Don’t kill the vibe 😔🤚

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you will describe tummy/waist fat as a "muffin top" (yummy treat?) and "love handles" (most romantic phrase ever?) and mean it in a derogatory way? when these things are obviously good?

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Finally good time Honey was dreaming of!💚☀️(Honey - my OC)

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Happy goblin (my OC - Chai, goblin barista)

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Duergar Ruin BOOB

yknow whats ahead

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Cloves doing good ;3

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