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on this day in 1953 shirley jackson sent this to an unhappy reader

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excuse me for stating the obvious but like. james gunn outright calling superman an immigrant and doubling down on it when he got backlash (because he IS an immigrant, that's the point of superman) + the in-movie dialogue of "aren't you going to read me my rights?" "you're an extraterrestrial, son. you haven't got any rights to read." + the violence of his arrest and how they torture and mistreat him unapologetically, all under the guise of "protecting america", in a film releasing during the onslaught of violent ICE kidnappings and abuse... yeah it's really no wonder right-wing knobheads are crying about this being woke. they're being forced to look directly at the reasons one of the most well-known and beloved heroes of all time would not be on their side. and that's only ONE of the reasons this movie covers
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friend just told me that he and his siblings used to play a game called "abraham lincoln and the slimy slug" wherein one person is abraham lincoln, with a full range of motion, and one person is a slimy slug inside a sleeping bag
and they would fight. and of course abraham lincoln would just beat the absolute shit out of the slimy slug
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Ozzy Osbourne’s death is like the death of a crusty white 3 legged no toothed dog in it’s mid 20s. It’s shocking and heartbreaking, but the shock mostly comes from the fact that it lived so long and through so much bodily strain that you kind of subconsciously assumed it was immortal.
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oh…….i had a dream that a religious cult had taken over the city and was hunting me, but I had a little dog I found in the trash named BATHMAT and he looked like a USED MOP and I miss him so much. I want to go back to sleep
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Suddenly remembered that one time I was coming home from the Ren Faire dressed as OOT Zelda, and we stopped off to eat at iHop, and there was a dad with two little girls there. And mentally i was like 'hohoho perhaps the girls will be excited to see A Princess, as I would have at that age' but what happened instead was the dad saw me and his eyes went REALLY wide and he gasped and said "PRINCESS ZELDA??????"
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I saw someone on Twitter who drew an umamusume version of their childhood horse and I thought it was so cute so I wanted to try too. However I've never owned a horse and my childhood lesson horse was a 10 year old grey gelding named Big Ben who everyone at the barn dreaded being stuck with because he would constantly fart while walking around. So here's my umamusume version of him
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Well its cuz this is the first time Im hearing of it lol
How is there no Grand Theft Hamlet fanart, you guys love drawing that doomed Danish twink in insane situations?? Horatio is played by a woman in a pink bomber jacket, sexy underwear, and heels, and she starts the play by falling off a boat. They have the co-star acting like a museum guide leading them through the play to make the transition between in game locations feel more natural. After Hamlet fallows the ghost, which was fucking breathtaking btw, everyone dies because the blimp crashes. There's a trans actress! A guy in an alien costume reads a thematically relevant passage from the Qur'an from memorry as his audition and it made me cry!! Y'all gotta be drawing this shit wtf!!!
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Very whimsical scene on the train yesterday evening
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The children's show villain is a figure who sadly is not seen outside the children's show. There are few stock characters who as succinctly declare, from sheer stage presence, "the world is unloveable and it is painful to live here; that which delights mankind is like ash on my tongue" without being too fucking whiny about it.
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the teen titans powersets are so crazy because it’s like. girl whose father is the devil, from the bible. girl who can make the earth swallow you. alien princess with laser beams. boy who can do a backflip
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