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Red: You know what I’ve realized?

Chloe: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?

Red: Nice try, anyways-

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todays vibe missing wenclair

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Chloe: You love me, right, Red?

Red: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it

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Chloe: Red...

Red: Oh no, 'Red' in b-flat

Red: You're disappointed

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Red: So are we flirting right now?

Chloe: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Red: That doesn’t answer my question

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me from tyzula to emilia x andi to emilia x ambar to dovesso to glassheart

for most of them I haven’t even watched the show/film I just absorb the plot via osmosis

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i’m not gonna argue with a woman that has big brown doe eyes whatever you say beautiful.

(she needs more fics it’s criminal that she doesn’t)

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Officiant: If anyone objects to the marriage, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Chloe: [Side eyeing the crowd]

Red: She has a sword.

Chloe: Three swords.

Red: She has three swords.

Chloe: And throwing knives.

Red: Mom please don't say anything-

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Red: Are we fighting or flirting?

Chloe: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck

Red: Your point?

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Chloe: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much

Red: Oh, you’ve been?

Chloe: Once. In Monopoly

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Can we think about the amount of death Red has seen when her mother used to execute people in Wonderland?

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Red: You're the love of my life, I would do anything for you

Chloe: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule

Red: Absolutely not

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Red, pointing: May I sit there?

Chloe: That's my lap

Red: That doesn't answer my question, Charming

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Red: I can explain

Chloe: Can you?

Red: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie