notxmonster:
“Is this about the bonfire party? I really didn’t drink. It was the music.”
this is it. this is the day she kills scott mccall.
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continuation from here.
“oh, you don’t know what you did? really?”
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Teen Wolf AU: In which everyone - but especially the Sheriff - knows that Derek and Stiles are dating…except for Stiles, who is a little slow to catch on.
“And Stiles….if you don’t think he was trying to woo you with all those supernatural books and curly fries he bought you, you’d be wrong.”
“…still not dating.”
“Maybe you should talk about that with Derek…preferably while I’m very far away, because I don’t need to listen to the sex you’re inevitably going to have once you’ve figured it out.”
“Why do you even think I’d wanna date Dere….yeah, okay, point, stop giving me that look! You know what, I’m going to Derek’s now, maybe I won’t feel you judging me from across town.”
"Have fun, don’t forget the condoms.”
“Ugh, worst father ever.”
Happy birthday, Kirstin
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reference:http://ww3.sinaimg.cn/mw690/adac7783gw1ej43m6qeigj20sg0w5wh2.jpg
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Teen Wolf AU: The French Mistake
After the pack screws around with some spells, Stiles ends up in another universe where his life is just a supernatural TV show called Teen Wolf. He decides to spy on the actor that plays Stiles (someone named Dylan O’brien) and finds out that he is not a very nice person.
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does anyone know armigerx?? i lost all contact with them, and i MISS THEM
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tag your sterek.
i tag all of my ships tbh
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cxnxrwalsh:
“Uh… Not die?”
“i can feel my IQ dropping.”
open;
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Keep your hands away.
I’m nothing but broken glass,
built to make you bleed.
Haiku on Shards | connotativewords | jl (via connotativewords)
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Teen Wolf AU - Almost Human: After he lost his entire team and one of his legs in an ambush, Detective Hale returns to active duty to find that in the years he was away, things at the station have changed significantly. For one, every police officer is not assigned an android. Since he doesn’t get along well with the new, entirely logic-based model - which he believes is one of the reasons his last mission ended in disaster - and quicklydestroys his MX in a fit of temper, he is assigned Stiles; an older model, based on a programme called synthetic soul, made to be as human as possible. Derek soon finds out that Stiles isn’t like any other android; he’s unique, even for his type of synthetic, refuses to be called an android and is actually often far better at human interaction than Derek. Despite his initial dislike, Derek finds he’s starting to like and appreciate Stiles as more than a simple colleague…
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anyone wanna plot?
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1-800-DID-I-ASK called, they want your irrelevant opinion back.
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open;
“so, what’s your genius plan?”
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