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I'm happy for everyone who pirates stuff in a safe way. I just pat my laptop comfortingly and go "Let's do this" and then pray to god my cheap ass virus protection doesn't get completely overrun as I go to freemoviefilm69.co.free
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Damn I would’ve like to take you out to some wine and dine 😉 maybe some theatre.
Lmao should've asked me two months ago sorry my g
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ur cute are you single
Lmao I'm never on here but no I'm not single 😏
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when animals look back at you like they’re the girl with the pearl earring
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Every time I think about the entry level job paradox my head feels like it’s gonna explode.
Whenever I think about all the people that didn’t hire me to be a busser because I didn’t have any restaurant experience even though it’s the lowest ranking job in the restaurant I feel a dangerous urge to strangle a hiring manager.
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man i love fictional characters i really do. here’s a fake little guy you can project real big emotions onto.
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sometimes I look online for videogame guides and it’s almost always useless specifically because of how much of a mess I am. they’re like “here’s 500 of our best tips, tricks, and secrets!” and I’m like yes that’s all well and good but I’m here because I forgot which button opens the map and the game won’t tell me again
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honestly we hate on tumblr a lot but at least you can be a cunt without getting your account deactivated. on tiktok you have to censor words like killing but on tumblr I can post "someone please brutally murder jeff bezos" and no one can stop me
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yugi: *draws a card*
me: it’s gunna be dar-
yugi: DARK MAGICIAN
me:
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