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HES NOT EVEN MOVING

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the eeper,,,

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Jean and Jeremy would have been menacing children

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it's important to have a group of ppl that you can just sit and think about The Character with

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one william dollars isnt even that much money anymore due to the flation

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Two golden retrivers and one black cat 🐶🐱

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I’ve seen the way you blog. Something ain’t right. Let’s be friends

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Can I curl up on your chest like a kitty cat or do you hate me

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funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

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Put THIS in your pipe and smoke it! [blows you a tender, gentle kiss]

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fearsome fangs friday!!!!!!!!!! bite everyone

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MY OVARIES!!!!!!

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Did I play in stars and time for almost ten hours straight.

Maybe

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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would you still like me even if i experienced emotions