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yesterday i was taking a guest’s order and they were staring at the menu and the question they asked stunned me into silence and has been burned into my brain for life and i will present it to you verbatim today. they looked at the menu and turned to me and asked “so like, the more we get, the more expensive it is? is that how it works?”
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i don’t think people understand how much of life is grief. not just people dying, but losing the version of yourself you thought you’d become. grieving the city you had to leave. the friends you lost not in argument, but in silence. the summer that will never come back. the feeling that maybe you peaked at 12 when you were reading books under the covers and believing in forever
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this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them
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writing equations and solving quantum physics to figure out time travel instead of just apologizing is fucking crazy

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HUGE pathetic loser behavior. why are you staring at his chair so forlornly he is in PRISON because YOU framed him for MURDER.
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something like a study from the pilot because i decided i need to urgently exercise drawing environments
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Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal
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my love for doctor who is a constant cycle i take a break from the show to fall in love with other things, i see a clip from it and have a need to rewatch it, i binge the entire thing and it becomes my entire life again
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me age 13: been getting really into doctor who lately
me age 18: i can’t remember the last time i’ve felt genuine happiness
me age 22: been getting really into doctor who lately
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