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one of my favorite moments of my mom is when i made her play undertale in 2021 on the switch and when she fought mettaton for the essay question “what do you like most about mettaton” she (agonizingly slow with the on screen keyboard) typed out “his sparkling wit”

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Weird when you first start paying attention to animal noises and realize they don't actually sound like the words we use

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what the fuck

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Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night

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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

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at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"

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Bedtime for the bugs

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an amulet that demands to be soaked in blood to work, but does not specify, so maple syrup works fine

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I can't explain just how much he GETS IT.

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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car dudes are absolutely insufferable yet plane and train dudes are an absolute delight. this means the more passengers a mode of transport can hold the higher the likability of the people into them. in this essay i will dissect this phenomenon and

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these are KILLING me

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Online friendship is seeing that your buddy sent you a discord message saying "free horse corpse" at 4:43 am, and needing to process what the fuck that means before putting together that they were replying to something you sent them at 7:30 pm yesterday.

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What's your bodycount tho?

I haven’t killed anyone yet