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:/

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"that movie is just torture porn :/" do you promise. do you fucking promise

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call my girlfriend a non-newtonian fluid the way she gets hard when i hit her and melts when i touch her softly

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craaaazy being into dronification bc wdym my porn contains numbers. why is there a math tag. what

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gotta finish all my essays so i can write my nasty ahh primal ultrasex fic

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Team Atomic Heart knew what they were doing

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Just wanted to say I find the "Wand Cameos" very hot. Hope that's not weird.

I think the wand cameos are the most normal part of this particular brand of pornography so don't worry, you're probably the least weird member of the audience ❤️

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entanglement hazard

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every time I find out oomfs is into some freaky shit, an angel grows back its wings ♡♡♡♡ the weirder the fetish, the more radiant its feathers

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Transcript:

Your mind isn't all from you I'll take.

Give in to me.

Audio source

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if your online daddy dom forgets your birthday make him eat dirt

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somedays all you can do is relate to old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary :/

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+pretzel

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we owe so much to tentai...

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hey! he's just sitting weird after a very exhausting running session! don't worry about it!

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ooo such a naughty proposal, tumblr, keep it down

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i’ve definitely seen sex toys that are shaped like gauntlets before, there has to be some toy business out there who can make a sword hilt out of silicone