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Mare: I could strangle you.

Cal: you aren’t tall enough.

Mare: you’ve sunk low enough for me to reach.

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Evangeline: I’m going to completely obliterate him with my fucking poise and sophistication.

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Cal: Hey Kilorn, can I get a ride home?

Kilorn: * Getting in his car* I don’t have a car.

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Cal: I am such an idiot.

Cameron:

Cal:

Cameron: If you’re waiting for me to disagree, It’s gonna be a long night.

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Mare: You ever think-

Kilorn: No, and you can’t make me.

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What can I do for you? Wait. Allow me to rephrase. What can I do to most quickly get rid of you?

Cameron ( to Cal )

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Maven: Guess what I’m doing tomorrow?

Mare: Becoming a productive member of society?

Maven: Mare, come on.

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Maven: At what age do you just accept your life is a piece of rotten garbage and always will be?

Cal: Nineteen.

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Mare: You know what I’m saying?

Cal: You don’t even know what you’re saying!

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Cal: [ Answers his phone ] Hello?

Mare: It’s Mare.

Cal: What did she do this time?

Mare: No, It’s me, Mare, It’s actually me.

Cal: … What did you do this time?

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Maven: Tomorrow is garbage day.

Iris: I can’t believe they have a whole day dedicated to you.

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Maven: Well, the ten year plan for making Mare fall in love with me may have to stretch to fifteen, but the plan is definitely still in motion.

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Evangeline: Sometimes, I go ‘Damn, I love that bitch’ and that bitch is always Mare Barrow.

Mare:…. Thanks?

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Kilorn: Hey, I got home safe.

Mare: I know. I walked you.

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“Hold on, just let me catch my breath, and count to what I am…A ten.”

-Evangeline

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Therapist: I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory?

Maven: No, you misheard me. I said it was a “sadness factory.

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Kilorn: Have you been yelled at by Mare yet?

Cal: I’m not scared of her.

Kilorn: So that’s a no.