finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING
look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth
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'Dragon'. Witold Pruszkowski. 1896.
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being on my period makes me feel like a wounded forest animal trying to find a warm dark small place to die
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a month's worth of wellbutrin is nothing compared to the honest hard work of the good strap.
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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean
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I like the expression new-fangled. I don't know what it means for something to be fangled, but I sure as hell know it was recent
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On April 8 we celebrate the death of Margaret Thatcher, and remember all the lives she destroyed.
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ONE HOUR AGO: greg abbott, who i have the great displeasure of calling my governor, is calling for the expulsion and jailing of ut austin students exercising their first amendment right to freedom of speech an assembly. every single motherfucker on the right soooo concerned about the first amendment seems to be creaming their pants over college students being brutalized and arrested for protesting. its fucking reprehensible.
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Pov: all of your colleagues want you dead (sound)
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Diversity win! The Emo Fascist and the literal child of a murder god are in love (and also they want your vote).
I need a new bumper sticker and this came to me in a tadpole dream.
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>the goblin leaps to attack!
>the goblin misses!
>the goblin has scraped his little knee!
>oh, his little knee!
>oh, his little knee!
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Me: I hate gossip
Also me:
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