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thoughts of the past makes you relieve memories... as stories written before this time

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I do not want to be a person.                               I want to be unbearable.

1. anne carson | 2. nick alm | 3. ocean vuong | 4. nick alm | 5. franz kafka | 6. nick alm | 7. emil ferris | 8. nick alm | 9. clarice lispector | 10. nick alm | 11. mary shelley | 12. nick alm | 13. sandra cisneros

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And stackoverflow

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by Alessandra Olanow

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PAANO MO SABIHIN SA KASAMA MO NA BAD BREATH SIYA IN A MEDYO GOOD WAY?

Isipin mo to ha, araw-araw kang pumapasok sa trabaho para mapaganda ang kinabukasan mo pero yung hininga ng katrabaho mo amoy nakalipas. Daig mo pa dinidelubyo everytime na kinakausap ka niya. Yung tipong dahan-dahang minomolestiya ang bawat hibla ng buhok sa ilong mo habang unti-unting nagdidilim ang paningin mo. Ganung katindi. Tapos ilang beses ka ng nag-alok ng chewing gum pero lagi na lang tinatanggihan.

At ang malala pa, ang hilig pang bumulong.

And you were like,

Kaya ang ending ikaw pa ‘tong nagkaosteoporosis.

At dahil sukdulan na ang paghihirap mo at hindi mo na kayang itago ang pagka-badass bitch mo, kinausap mo na lang siya sa paraang hindi siya maooffend.

#1.

“Bes. Ang boring no. Tara toothbrushan kita?”

#2.

Biglang magheadset.

You: “Amoy nabubulok na bagang!!!

Bes: “Excuse me?!”

You: “Ah. lyrics ‘yun sa dito sa kanta bes. Nag-rarap ako. Nadala ka?”

#3.

“Wait. Uminom ka ba ng kanal?” 

#4.

You: “Ang baho ng utot!!!”

Bes: “Ha?!”

You: “Ay hindi ba. Sorryyy baka hininga mo lang yon.”

#5.

“Bes. Try mo ding wag umasa sa V-Fresh ha.”

#6.

You: “Ang baho ng hininga mo.”

Bes: “What?!”

You: “Bes hindi ikaw. Yung kausap ko sa phone. Pero pwede din sa’yo.”

#7.

“Bes. tae ba toothpaste mo?”

#8.

“Oo alam kong nasaktan ka. Alam kong niloko ka. Pero hindi sapat yun para hindi ka magtoothbrush. Wag ganon.”

#9.

“Bes aware ka ba na naimbento na ang toothbrush?”

#10.

“Bes tara! Kain tayo toothpaste.”

#11.

You: “Good morning bes.”

Bes: “Gabi na ah”

You: “Ayy. Akala ko umaga pa. Amoy bagong gising ka kasi.”

#12.

“Kumain ka na naman ng panis?”

#13.

“Bes. Remind ko lang. Sa pwet tayo umuutot hindi sa bibig ha.”

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Pero siyempre may 3 bagay na dapat tandaan bago isagawa ang plano.

1. Dapat walang ibang tao. Para hindi niya maramdaman na nahuhumiliate siya.

2. Dapat pa-joke. Para hindi masyadong masakit.

3. Dapat hindi ka din bad breath. Para hindi ka masabihan ng, “OMG. It’s a tie!”

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Pero kung wala ka talagang lakas ng loob sabihin sa kanya,  

Idaan sa OOTD.

Or  i-airbend mo na lang yung hininga niya pabalik sa ilong niya. Namemersonal na eh.

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Finally i have a working #nintendo #dslite again... I could continue playing my favorite games #retrogamers #retroconsoles #gameboy #gameboyadvance

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Just finished while cooking tinola #tinola #progear #retroarch #henkaku #psvita #arcade #finalburnalpha #cps2 #capcom #capcomarcade

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Its just another workday..

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I was already frustrated for a long time that i couldn't get this games iso to work on my gamecube and finally today i thought i should give it another try!..iloved playing it in my vita using a gba emulator.. couldnt get it to work in ezflash either because of the eeprom coversion to flashtype files..ilove the character.. the gameplay and character is a cross between stitch, metalslug humor..controls are tight hominid could do alot.. bosses arent dealt with in a straight shootemup manner each with different ways and weaknesses to mess with.. This is a multiplatform game released for #gameboyadvance #gamecube and #ps2 .. im loving this GC version though its much harder than the GBA version.. i think the ps2 and gc version are quite the same.. loving my vacation! Cheers! 😂😂😂😋

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Ecclesiastes is my most favorite book of all.. and ive been reading it over and over .. and so i said to myself what would be the most practical message i could share with anybody... Of course all ecclesiastes is practical and essential for me.. but this portion i think is the best great reminder and a great message for us all .. cheers!

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..now i know why they have them fences..

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Tambay ng mga bored...

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First Christmass without mom.. but im glad i got the chance to spend some time talking with my dad.

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Hindi ko alam kung baket ko biglang ginawa ung label na yan at idinikit ko pa sa tabi ng dino na yan.. Pero siguro ,siguro lang namimiss ko ang mga panahon na un.

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Both my gamecubes are now xeno modded... Yay icould now play all the games ilove!!! #modder #nintendo #gamecube #sdgecko #gcswiss #emulators #retrogamer

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Different people do their own thing when they get bored or depressed.. This is mine.. #gameboymicro #nintendo