redvelvetc00kies

[redvelvetc00kies]

Hey, is it okay if I start an rp from my Dark Choco blog? Totally fine if not, just curious.

-(No it’s fine!)-

[redvelvetc00kies]

“Sorry doesn’t fix it”

Who even is your girlfriend?

“Who is my girlfriend? HA! Only the most BEAUTIFUL woman you’ll ever see! You can’t see her.”

☠️

[redvelvetc00kies]

“If we left this to ‘just us’ you wouldn’t walk away from this”

Who even is your girlfriend?

“Who is my girlfriend? HA! Only the most BEAUTIFUL woman you’ll ever see! You can’t see her.”

☠️

[redvelvetc00kies]

“Nope! I’m telling them! I’m telling all of them!”

Who even is your girlfriend?

“Who is my girlfriend? HA! Only the most BEAUTIFUL woman you’ll ever see! You can’t see her.”

☠️

[redvelvetc00kies]

(I didn’t see it, and what’s a troglodyte?)

“Oh I’ll tell her alright! You DARE to insult me? I’ll tell Dark Enchantress as well! I’ll tell EVERYONE in the Cookies of Darkness!”

Who even is your girlfriend?

“Who is my girlfriend? HA! Only the most BEAUTIFUL woman you’ll ever see! You can’t see her.”

☠️

[redvelvetc00kies]

“Excuse me Licorice, but what did you just call me? I dare you to repeat that to my face!”

Who even is your girlfriend?

“Who is my girlfriend? HA! Only the most BEAUTIFUL woman you’ll ever see! You can’t see her.”

☠️

[redvelvetc00kies]

“…Pomegranate I’m concerned, I don’t think Licorice is taking his meds…”

@crimson-priestess

Who even is your girlfriend?

“Who is my girlfriend? HA! Only the most BEAUTIFUL woman you’ll ever see! You can’t see her.”

☠️

[redvelvetc00kies]

This is a Apology gift for making you uncomfortable

ALRIGHT BOYS COME IN! *A Bunch of Different types of Cake Hounds comes in and sits down* You can name them, and heres some doggy toys, and I have a question. Where did you get the name Chiffon?

*begins to pet the cake hounds*

“I named Chiffon after chiffon cakes, although some cookies think that he’s named after chiffon fabric”

[redvelvetc00kies]

You should probably run since technically the cookies you saw at the vanilla palace (Specifically Ginger Brave) are related to the Beast Yeast/Ancients/ or Legendary.

Wizard’s mom- Moonlight. She would probably give you nightmares for months if she finds out

Ginger brave’s overprotective moms: Eternal Sugar cookie and Mythic Flour, Eternal Sugar would give you a warning but I think Mythic Flour would turn everything you love into flour

Chili pepper’s Dad: Burning Spice. He would destroy your home and possibly the cakehounds unless chili pepper likes Cake hounds which she does cause she has one, so if she wants them to live; he won’t kill em.

Custard Cookie’s Adopted dads: Shadow Milk Cookie and Pure Vanilla. Pure Vanilla would warn you kindly but for Shadow Milk, he’ll make your Cake hounds into his

Strawberry’s Aunt: Hollyberry. She would challenge you to a food competition and would win.

Also Question. What’s your sexuality?

(Sorry for making you guys uncomfortable :()

“… You.. act as though that scares me..? And also, my sexuality is MY business, not yours”

[redvelvetc00kies]

(gentle petting,handing over another cake hound as a reward)

-Jelly Cookie anon

“Who do you think you are to pet me- oh! A cake hound! Never mind!”

[redvelvetc00kies]

Is this yours or what, I found them in my house.

“…I am so sorry, c’mere little one”

[redvelvetc00kies]

“Hm… that might work…”

@thedarkenchantresscookie

“red velvet Cookie, have your monsters made any progress in tracking down the ultimate cookie yet?”

“Dark Enchantress! No, I’m afraid not… most of them don’t even come back… I think that continuing this pursuit will only lead to more losses on our side…”

[redvelvetc00kies]

“Most cookies know cake hounds are ‘bad’ most likely Chiffon won’t return…”

@thedarkenchantresscookie

“red velvet Cookie, have your monsters made any progress in tracking down the ultimate cookie yet?”

“Dark Enchantress! No, I’m afraid not… most of them don’t even come back… I think that continuing this pursuit will only lead to more losses on our side…”

[redvelvetc00kies]

“What are you getting at..?”

@thedarkenchantresscookie

“red velvet Cookie, have your monsters made any progress in tracking down the ultimate cookie yet?”

“Dark Enchantress! No, I’m afraid not… most of them don’t even come back… I think that continuing this pursuit will only lead to more losses on our side…”

[redvelvetc00kies]

“And that is..?”

@thedarkenchantresscookie

“red velvet Cookie, have your monsters made any progress in tracking down the ultimate cookie yet?”

“Dark Enchantress! No, I’m afraid not… most of them don’t even come back… I think that continuing this pursuit will only lead to more losses on our side…”

[redvelvetc00kies]

“My cake’s safety will always come first and foremost with me!”

@thedarkenchantresscookie

“red velvet Cookie, have your monsters made any progress in tracking down the ultimate cookie yet?”

“Dark Enchantress! No, I’m afraid not… most of them don’t even come back… I think that continuing this pursuit will only lead to more losses on our side…”

[redvelvetc00kies]

The Cake Hounds... How could you?? 😭