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EvanHansencore

taking away someone’s wrinkles is like ripping the wings off of an angel. To me

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Read it just like any other chapter! Start on the first page after VIII and then follow the footnotes as they come up. You’ll see every part of the chapter by the end of it, but most of it is just names and places to fill space. There is one footnote that you need a mirror for, I just took a picture in my phone and flipped it.

ppl who have read house of leaves, no spoilers pls but wtf is up w ch IX? i get the structure is a metaphor for the labyrinth but liiike. any tips on getting thru?

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white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: omg the dad from cocomelon is actually kind of a litty dilf? and his relationship with the mailman is kind of enemies to lovers villaincore let me know if i should make them both pee on eachother

worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby online: can you seriously like knock if off man im trying to learn about the rhombus

white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: fuck off worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby. just another puriteen minor inserting themselves into adult spaces. go play in the sandbox Also heres ur dox: 123 Circle Road ..... yea i have that....if someone shows up to your house and shoots you and kills you then thats deserved 🤷‍♂️ know your fucking place and get the hell out of the cocomelon fandom if youre not ready to see dark topics

a scientist at mit about to change the world forever: i just made my own centipede by sewing all the dead flies in my room together with all the dead ants in my room 😃☝️

the first man made centipede: kill me again

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I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

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this article is behind a paywall but i'm obsessed with the headline + photo combo

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The fear of blood tends to create fear for the flesh.

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@romeoisalesbian

t-shirt that says I GIVE WAY TOO MANY FUCKS!!!

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The Secret Garden - Rex John Whistler , 1922.

British, 1905-1944

Watercolor and Gouache , 11 x 9 cm. 4.3 x 3.5 in.

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Happy Sunday to all,

Well what a day, I'm so woren out 😑

It was great seeing the whole gang in one place, Not since before  covid  have I had my full family and I mean my full family of 40 in the same place.

It a bit like your thanks giving

I made a cheese cake,😱

Ate 6 sauages (one can not be out done by  ones brothers at anything)

Talk with  my aunts and my great aunts one who is a polar bear, ( OK a polar bears are winter swimmers here, she 88 and still swims in the sea each and every day) 

My brothers hit the pool, I reckon  they have grown even more since last time.

Pop telling bee story ,,,,again, Gran kiss each and everyone and trying to stuff more food in you.

Mum closing her eyes,  Dad sitting watching the boys, lots of laughs and food and love

So as I'm lying in front of the TV now wondering ?????

Rubbing my still full stomach oh dear, 

Love to all from, whose eyes are bigger than her belly Karen 

May this season be great HO HO HO oh god I might be sick

Hold my hair kate

Kiss kiss

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some of you need to romanticise the fucking paragraph break

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Sonnet 66

William Shakespeare

Tir'd with all these, for restful death I cry,

As, to behold desert a beggar born,

And needy nothing trimm'd in jollity,

And purest faith unhappily forsworn,

And gilded honour shamefully misplac'd,

And maiden virtue rudely strumpeted,

And right perfection wrongfully disgrac'd,

And strength by limping sway disabled,

And art made tongue-tied by authority,

And folly, doctor-like, controlling skill,

And simple truth miscall'd simplicity,

And captive good attending captain ill.

Tir'd with all these, from these would I be gone,

Save that, to die, I leave my love alone.

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One idea I’m very unlikely to expand upon is my hypothetical Macbeth adaptation where literally everyone involved is a high school girl. Macbeth wants to be prom queen. The witches are vaping in the bathroom. Fleance and Macduff’s kids are like two grades below everyone else, tops. The exact same amount of murder happens

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in the bathroom straight up "sawing it". and By it i mean. heh, let's just say. my foot

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Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓

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[romcom movie trailer voice] hes a doctor who cant diagnose his own feelings... hes a photographer that cant quite see the bigger picture... can they break the chains that are holding them back from each other... this summer... Saw....