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Are you ever typing something that your phone autocapitalizes and you go back and re-type it just to force uncapitalize it. Like no sorry mcdonalds doesn’t deserve that level of respect from me

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When the world seems to be falling apart, stick to your own trajectory; hang on to your ideals and find kindred spirits. This is the rule of life.

— Joseph Campbell, A Joseph Campbell Companion: Reflections on the Art of Living (HarperCollins, May 12, 1995) (via Make Believe Boutique)

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after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

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okay but does your partner make you a little plate of pickles and crackers and ham and cheese when they make themselves a sandwich or does your partner not take care of you

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I thought you might like these moss-filled pawprints in concrete which I saw earlier. :-)

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Gremlins.

There are now 20 Limited Edition prints available in my online shop each signed and numbered, while supplies last. ❤️

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Shop , Patreon , Books and Cards , Mailing List

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Belgians must be stopped

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Get rid of my allergies so I can finally eat popcorn again 😭

You can give yourself one genetic mutation and it is safe, effective, and cheap*. What are doing?

*i know that a lot of these aren’t just due to one gene but are a complex interplay of several genes, epigenetic factors, and environmental factors, but we are playing pretend here

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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This keeps him busy for the rest of the night.

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Nikolay Punin, from a diary entry featured in The Diaries of Nikolay Punin: 1904 - 1953

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“We hope this email finds you well” babe, the only emails I hope find me well are the ones from Archive of Our Own

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It’s especially heartbreaking having to do that this time of year