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lets all pupate ok ready set go

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dermatologists HATE its one weird trick of using its proboscis to suck out all the innards until husk!

i could eat a burder so big it cant be bitten

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'whatever' is a pretty cool word. but if only there were a version with more swag....

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they installed a breathalyzer on my drinkin' stilts this is just fucking perfect

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i found a fuckijg mealworm in your chips

new pet? a bonus snack? the choice is yours

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her scientific name means “terrible claw” but i think her claws are quite nice actually

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Absorbs you

ok that’s fine as long aaAAAAUUGUUGHHHHH

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I like when I show up on your dashboard because we are mutuals and it probably was because my post was reblogged by someone else so it all comes back around to you eventually like a game of telephone

i love seeing you on the dashboard!!

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guys it's not the native australian wildlife you need to be worrying about. when i was in australia i saw a bunny push a guy off a ladder into oncoming traffic

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hi. i'm the mind spider. can i eat your memories? i want to eat your memories

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let's all be eaten by a spider

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its just not good to scares me i have a small bug heart

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t rex used its big head to store lots of knowledge about biting things

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oh no!!!

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Walks up to your buddy, spins and stretches him like pizza dough, leaves him lying there unmoving and walks away

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[scouring a biology book, increasingly stressed]: "Golgi can't be the only apparatus. It can't be."