reefsharkivist
reefsharkivist
the beastly biter
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evil alex, they/it, 25. creature and beast enjoyer. i draw frequently and post occasionally. also on instagram @reefsharkivist 
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reefsharkivist · 4 hours ago
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guy who doesn't know about vapes: dude your rectangle has a chimney!
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reefsharkivist · 13 hours ago
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Monotremes: Lay eggs and have a cloaca
Marsupials - Lay eggs and have a cloaca
Placentals - Lay eggs and have a cloaca
I have done something terrible and cruel to all mammals
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reefsharkivist · 14 hours ago
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Why is the wording for this so sick
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reefsharkivist · 17 hours ago
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!cursedoak
We must explore the evil forest
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reefsharkivist · 2 days ago
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reefsharkivist · 2 days ago
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Boy of all time
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reefsharkivist · 2 days ago
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you have to understand my life is very complex i lovee simple sugars and cool leafs
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reefsharkivist · 2 days ago
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Well well well look who plucked the cursed flower
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reefsharkivist · 2 days ago
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we won’t hold back *lifts up our Frito-Lay™ branded hammer*
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reefsharkivist · 3 days ago
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a reason? no, i don't need a reason!
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reefsharkivist · 3 days ago
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if you are distressed about not receiving a response from someone you'd like to be actively talking to, you have to take a moment. step back from the conversation, put yourself in their shoes. perhaps they're busy with something right now. you have to consider the possibility that maybe they hanging upside down by their ankle. everybody has their own schedule, and sometimes people spend time away from their phone or computer because they are currently suspended from a tree branch by a rope tied around their ankle that they unnoticingly stepped in because it was concealed by a pile of leafs. it's not that they don't want to respond; imagine that they can see their phone screen on the ground below but it's a good few inches out of reach and even if they bounce and flail on the branch their fingertips just can't touch it. sometimes life gets in the way
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reefsharkivist · 4 days ago
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favorite dinosaur(s)?
I don't think about dinosaurs too much.... a stegosaurus!
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reefsharkivist · 4 days ago
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hiiiii
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reefsharkivist · 4 days ago
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warmer days
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reefsharkivist · 4 days ago
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forks and spoons are straight up animals and nobody is talking about this
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reefsharkivist · 4 days ago
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wake up in the morning go to sleep
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reefsharkivist · 5 days ago
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tell me about your rice
my single grain of rice could lift the world
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