stan | 16 | co i fell off my roof once and broke my ankle and i still think my roof is out to get me
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suspricious
HMMM!!! suspricious humming.
#yeah she'd be a great mom but she'd also rule with an iron fist#but a bunch of little wendys would be cute#but where are the little stans#the ones that can throw the perfect spirals
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i love my girlfriend wendy (looks at smudged ink on hand) ...test these burgers
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no. of course not. why would you say that
are you trying to say something, stanley?
#oh my god#she'd be such a scary mom though#she's nice to our dog children but imagine HUMAN children#jesus christ#i'm scared
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not everyone wants a kenny though
everyone gets a kenny. everyone.
#wendy would be a soccer mom#she's mean enough#at the pta meetings she'd be the mom that goes ''it's not a special ingredient it's stovetop boxed shit'' and flip the pan
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there are enough kennys. kennies. to go around
you wound me so.
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wendy drools so much
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that’s something we also don’t need
@ everyone: turn into kenny 2.0 instead.
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#everyone turned into cartman 2.0 for a second.
that’s something we don’t need, this needs to cease and desist
oh yeah, i know. i’m just ignoring it by now, though.
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coffinfucker said: what’s with the “uh"s and "um"s.
watching everyone be assholes to eachother sure is
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coffinfucker said: JON SNOW IS DEAD.
fuck off you cockhat no he isn’t
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my hair is like, super long now
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kenny reminds me of a golden retriever
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