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She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three
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oooooo what a cool post my mutual just reblogged ! I think I will reblog it as well !!! oooooh who did they reblog it from ? That username seems familiar,,, hohoho it's me ! from an hour ago !
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so my new phone has suggested automatic responses right

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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid
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i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone’s like oh he’s fallen into madness again, he’ll be fine later i guess
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28 today and 66 tomorrow... when will the madness end
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is there a label that ACTUALLY means 'attraction regardless of gender' and doesn't have transphobic origins?
yes it’s called “bisexual”
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lets all take out our intestines and braid them together like friendship bracelets
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I can’t believe Aperture actually had a god damn play place/daycare type shit and naturally it couldn’t look less safe
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the mcu is the “the curtains are just blue” of cinematic experiences
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TIL the first hard drive that could store 1 GB was made in 1980 by IBM and weighed the same as an average adult anaconda. It cost $40,000.
via reddit.com
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just did a background check that made me list every address i've lived at as an adult. i have lived a lot of places (like a dozen different addresses) so i had to piece together where i've lived over the years from my saved addresses on dominos.com. not my proudest moment tbh
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